Why not do a spectacular in the tradition of "Illuminations" called "Acquisitions"?
It would be a lagoon show featuring all the properties the company has bought to fill in their own creative void (except Baby Einsten and the Marsualami) . Mickey in his Sorcerer's Hat opens up a Cauldron of cash and magically buys the rights to our favorite stories and characters. Once out on thier own, the characters take over and eventually move Mickey and friends out and take over the show! C3P0 and Indiana Jones battle Pluto and Goofy. Darth Maul and Miss Piggy pour sugar into the gas tank of Herbie the Love Bug. Wall-E fights Rex. They all meet at Club Penguin for the final showdown. Hilarity ensues. What a show. Giant inflatable Michael Eisner breathes fire, reduces all the characters to breakfast cereals and happy meal toys, things seem hopeless. Video is run of ethnically balanced group of kids singing in post show gift shop "Buy the stock...tuppence a share". Then in a twinkle of an eye.. they are bought by the Show's sponsor Google! Big pyro climax.
Hostile takeovers is perfect theming for DCA!