...you continued to run into people who checked their brains at the gate.
God prefers stupid people. That's why he made so many of them.
You wouldn't happen to be named after Dave Pratt, would you?
When I go to Disneyland, I tune my FRS Radio to channel 2, without a quiet code. They're faster than a cell phone and you can talk to a whole group at a time, and you don't have to get everyone's cell phone number in advance.