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    Top 10 changes coming to DCA

    My inside source has been keeping quiet lately, but he's back and has given me some of the most important changes that will be coming to Disney's California Adventure in the next few years.

    • Soarin' Over California will be renamed "Sora Over California". This will make things more efficient.
    • Heimlich's Chew Chew Train will be renamed "Heimlich's dark and disturbing decent into the world of Obesity" It will feature new audio clips like "Oh! Candy Corn! I eat this to help fill the void in my soul!"
    • Carsland will not be based on the motion picture "Cars" but will instead be based on the old Disneyland Parking Lot. Disney will monitor Websites and everyone who says they wish they could have their parking lot back will only be allowed in this new land.
    • Grizzly River Rapids will be re-named to Grizzly Enormous River Boat Exciting Rapids. The new sponsor will be Gerber's baby food.
    • Taste Pilot's Grill will feature an all new pickle container.
    • The animation studio will soon feature a new exhibit featuring John Lasseter saying, over and over again, "Listen people, get with the program. Computer animation is just as good as traditional animation. Haven't any of you seen Toy Story?"
    • For a added sense of realism, every twenty-fifth guest on the Tower of Terror will be slapped on the back of the neck with a roofing shingle.
    • Mc Donalds will sponsor a new attraction called "How many hamburgers have you sold Mr. Morgan Spurlock?"
    • Due to budget cuts "Walt Disney's Wonderful World of Color" water show will be cut back to "Chubby Kid with a Water Gun"
    • Nasty burnt coffee smell will be replaced by nasty self-satisfied DCA hater smell.
    All and all, I'm pretty dang excited!!!!
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    Re: Top 10 changes coming to DCA

    LOL, that sounds like a pretty good line up and sadly Heimlich's newest title fits me perfectly. Guess I really am Californian .

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    Re: Top 10 changes coming to DCA

    Didn't they say something along the lines of only out-of-staters will be allowed in and only if they like the park PRIOR to arrival?

    That way, when they question them on the way out, everything will be glowing in the review?

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    Re: Top 10 changes coming to DCA

    I'm just thrilled about the new pickle container!!

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    Re: Top 10 changes coming to DCA

    This all sounds too good to be true! And to think I ever doubted Disney.

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    Re: Top 10 changes coming to DCA

    Sora Over California! Sounds like a Kingdom Hearts tie in!


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    Re: Top 10 changes coming to DCA

    I heard that Imagineering is going to move Walt's cryo-preserved head from Disneyland to DCA to see if that helps bring visitors!

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    Re: Top 10 changes coming to DCA

    Quote Originally Posted by thejoshualee View Post
    • Due to budget cuts "Walt Disney's Wonderful World of Color" water show will be cut back to "Chubby Kid with a Water Gun"
    • Nasty burnt coffee smell will be replaced by nasty self-satisfied DCA hater smell.
    http://www.jesseosher.com/uploaded_i...fle-714355.jpg

    And I actually like the coffee smell.

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    Re: Top 10 changes coming to DCA

    I am SO excited about the new pickle container, man I have been waiting for that for what seems like forever. I can't wait to see it.
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    Re: Top 10 changes coming to DCA

    I am also looking forward to the new pickle container.

    DCA ia already a great park (I mean it) but the new pickle container, well, that's just the greatest.

    And the replacement smell, well, a pleasant would be preferable!

    Thanks TJEL I was really wondering what they were oing to change in DCA.

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    Re: Top 10 changes coming to DCA

    (Ywans.......awawh) moves to next thread

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    Re: Top 10 changes coming to DCA

    Hey, Josh, here's the right way to do this:

    Top Ten Changes Coming to Disney's California Adventure
    10. Soarin' Over California will be renamed "Sora Over California".

    9. Heimlich's Chew Chew Train will be renamed "Heimlich's Dark and Disturbing Decent Into the World of Obesity."

    8. Carsland will not be based on the motion picture "Cars" but will instead be based on the old Disneyland Parking Lot.

    7. Grizzly River Rapids will be re-named to Grizzly Enormous River Boat Exciting Rapids.

    6. Taste Pilot's Grill will feature an all new pickle container.

    5. The animation studio will soon feature a new exhibit featuring John Lassitter saying, over and over again, "Listen people, get with the program. Computer animation is just as good as traditional animation. Haven't any of you seen Toy Story?"

    4. For a added sense of realism, every twenty-fifth guest on the Tower of Terror will be slapped on the back of the neck with a roofing shingle.

    3. McDonald's will sponsor a new attraction called "How many hamburgers have you sold Mr. Morgan Spurlock?"

    2. Due to budget cuts "Walt Disney's Wonderful World of Color" water show will be cut back to "Chubby Kid with a Water Gun."

    And the Number One Change Coming to DCA...

    1. Nasty burnt coffee smell will be replaced by nasty self-satisfied DCA hater smell.

    *band plays "Californiacation" by Red Hot Chili Peppers*

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    Re: Top 10 changes coming to DCA

    This is hilarious, Joshua .


    The only one I don't get is this one:


    Grizzly River Rapids will be re-named to Grizzly Enormous River Boat Exciting Rapids. The new sponsor will be Gerber's baby food.
    "Happy Working Song" parody for DCA remodel: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-TYESfNTP8&feature=plcp

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    Part 1: http://www.youtube.com/user/animagus.../1/q1j7FU8QXu0
    Part 2: http://www.youtube.com/user/animagus.../0/sasNTMDRBLU

    Retro Rant Review of "Home on the Range" (comedy review of Disney movie):
    Part 1: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7mC-...feature=relmfu
    Part 2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qoUie...feature=relmfu
    Part 3: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3Vea...feature=relmfu


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    Re: Top 10 changes coming to DCA

    Quote Originally Posted by animagusurreal View Post
    This is hilarious, Joshua .


    The only one I don't get is this one:
    Grizzly Enormous River Boat Exciting Rapids

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    Re: Top 10 changes coming to DCA

    My sources are tight.
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