In all seriousness, how many times do you think you have been to Disneyland? It doesn't have to be an on the button number, but maybe an estimate.
When I was a kid, we went twice a year........so, from 1974 (my first trip at 3 years old) to 1984, we can say 20 times. Then from 1985 to 1986, I went 5 times. I went once in 1987, twice in 1988, once in 1989 and once in 1990.
From 1991 to 1998 - I'd take on approximately another 10 trips. In 1998, I got my Premium AP...and started going constantly.....I'd say by 2000, you could tack on another 40 trips.
From 2000 to 2001, I made an effort to keep my parking stubs - and at 2000's end, I had acquired 85 parking ticket stubs......so that was just the time that I drove. I went probably 6 or 7 times in other vehicles, or went so late, that they weren't handing them out.....so in 2000, I would roughly say 100 times....and probably 75 to 80 times in 2001.
2002 was probably about 50 times.....as was 2003, 04, 05.....06 slowed down, to maybe 20 times - due to wifes pregnancy.....and 07 was slower still with the baby and then my cancer battle....Since Dec 1, 2006, we have been 27 times.....(Grant, my 15 month old son, has been 25 times in his short life!)
Add that all togther:
I estimate that I have been to Disneyland 500 times. How about you?