It has come to my attention that not all Disneyland folks are created equal. There are some who the park couldn't exist without and some who seem hellbent on destroying what's left of the park's integrity. In order to root out the good from the bad, I've decided to compile a list of who's a "Friend" and who's a "Foe" to the integrity of Disneyland. Here goes...
Walt Disney - Friend
Michael Eisner - Foe
Paul Pressler - Foe
Cynthia Harriss - Wait for me, Paul!
Ed Grier - Ed WHO?
Marty Sklar - Depends, what day is it?
WDI - I've never heard of this "friend or foe" thing, is it in a Pixar film?
TDA - I'll have to crunch some numbers, I'll get back to you.
Jay Rasulo - I'm not familiar with this "friend or foe" stuff but I'm sure I can market the hell out of it. I'll put my people on it right away!
Bob Iger - Well, I'll have to wait and see on this...friend, maybe foe, I'm just not sure
PUSH - Friends need a hug
CM Matt - "The voicemail you are trying to reach has been temporarily disconnected, please try again later."
Al Lutz - Disneyland Hero