And the Ghost will follow you home
And everywhere you go he will roam
He follows me to the fridge to get a drink
And even to places you may not think
Like watching me from the bathroom sink
My life was like his own private reality show
For everywhere I went the ghost would go
To work where I’m sure he must be bored
I’ve pretended he isn’t there but he doesn’t like to be ignored
He haunts me every single hour
Laughing and pointing while I take a shower
He likes pranks –like steal the phone
He looks like a green glowing dwarfish gnome
He follows me shopping to the mall
Playing whimsical pranks like making me fall
With bags flying through the air- not funny at all
I’ve asked him nicely and been polite
I’ve yelled and screamed laid out my plight
But for some stupid reason he will not leave.
Oh and by the way his name is Steve.
I tried to take him back one day
But the stupid ghost refused to stay
I think my ghost might be gay
He is an extremely ghastly apparition
Leaving the house in a messy condition
He Never—ever shuts the doors
And throws wild parties with ghost whores
It was pure torture he just wouldn’t leave
A constant Nightmare by the name of Steve
If you can’t beat him join em—I finally said
So now we play games like find Steve’s severed ghost head.
Now that I’ve befriended him—its much more fun
We joke and laugh and drink a ton
The place is still a mess but I don’t care
You see I’m starting to think Steve isn’t really there.
“Come on pick one already….”
“Oh what is taking him so damn long…Just pick one”
“They are all the same just pick one so we don’t have to spend all day in this damn line”……………….
“Seriously just pick the next one that gets off the ride… There –oh no—come on guy ---there are people in line behind you” …….. “Arghhh --I can’t take it anymore---this is ridiculous…..Come on dude…..There that right now the line is moving……Oh come on---pick one already---yeah you skinny tall freak you look like a skeleton”
An Impatient ghost in line for picking who they get to follow home.