I am Splash Mountain, which in my mind is very accurate. The song zip-a-dee-doo-dah describes me and the type of optimism I might not always have, but hope to find. Oh yeah, and the attraction is awesome.
YET AGAIN, I AM:
The Parking Lot Tram: The uncredited workhorse of the Disneyland resort. You take visitors from the largest parking lot on earth to the front door of Disneyland and back again. You aren't the picture of glamour and most wouldn't even think you provide any sort of excitment, but without you no fun could be had at all. You don't mean to, but you seem often sour. You get little respect and sometimes get losts of scorn, but yet you are faithful and eager to please. People need you and you need them. Your simpleness is the perfect backdrop to showcase the eager smiles of children riding you for their first time to the Happiest Place on Earth.