You know how they have a meet and greet at DCA with a walkaround Duffy character? You can stand in line to meet him, but what would you say to him if you really got the chance?
CA: Duffy, first of all, where do you come from, I heard you were Japanese?
Duffy: (Duffy can't speak)
CA: Have you appeared in any Disney cartoons or movies?
Duffy: (Blank stare)
CA: What made you a phenomenon here at California Adventure, how did you earn your following?
Duffy: (No answer)
CA: One last question: Why do people spend their hard earned money buying Duffy bear souvenirs when real Disney characters are available in plush in both parks?
Duffy: (He blushed. I swear it)