Worst Movies Ever Made!!! - Page 5

Ortizmo2000 · 05-10-2005, 10:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Cuzco-topia

I think Cabin Fever should be on the worst list.

HEY!!

"fish stick kitties"

C'mon now!

Oh man.....sorry....That was "Cabin Boy".

Evil Minion · 05-10-2005, 11:11 PM

http://www.micechat.com/showthread.php?t=2164

pussnboots · 05-11-2005, 06:53 AM

Anchorman was pretty bad, but it was intended to be bad, haha. Moulin Rouge is something you're either hate or you're a gay man, and I love it. I'd have to say the worst films out there are the cheapquels (Speed 2, Grease 2, most things 2) and family movies. I mean, honestly, how could a film possibly be happy and simple enough to appeal to toddlers yet manage to be gritty enough to appeal to adults with IQs above your average plate of spaghetti. It's wanting to have your cake, eat it and never gain a pound in the process. I'm also guessing that the sequel to The Mask will be horrible.

But now I'm going to see that Manos thing, haha.

NatBrat · 05-11-2005, 03:02 PM

Open Water was STUPID!! Probably the worst movie ever is Dark Crystal. It's like Fraggle Rock from hell. And another one-my dad made me watch Cat Ballou the other day, and I have to admit, I have a hard time thinking of anything stupider than that, although I dug the theme song "Cat Ballouuuuuuu Cat Ballouuuuuuuuu"

pussnboots · 05-11-2005, 03:09 PM

Ooh, yes, let's add all films that revolve around talking animals.

Reaver · 05-11-2005, 03:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Fishbulb

So what are the worst movies ever made you guys think?

My Ten worst films of ALL TIME in no order
10. Manos: The Hands of Fate
9. Battlefield Earth
8. Friday the 13th V: A New Beginning
7. Howard the Duck
6. Jaws 4: The Revenge
5. Red Zone Cuba
4. Plan 9 from Outer Space
3. Grease 2
2. The Apple
1. Star Trek V: The Final Frontier

Notice how many colons ther are in the list? Rule of thumb - Anything with a colon must stink!

Now wait just a darn minute! Trek V was bad, but bad enough to be on the same list with Manos?!? I hardly think so!

The funny thing is, when I saw this thread's title, I jumped in just to say Manos, thinking no one else would have heard of it!

You know a movie is an abyssmal stinkburger when even the MST crew couldn't make it funny! The funniest thing about that whole episode was the end with Mike dressed up as Torgo at the end... "They always do that..."

BigPigletFan · 05-11-2005, 04:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Evil Minion

http://www.micechat.com/showthread.php?t=2164

Wait, what Evil Minion? Hitchhicker? You didn't like it? <gasp!> Jeez... it wasn't that bad! I loved it.. but seriously, that bad?

Modern Folly · 05-11-2005, 05:30 PM

How could I forget these..."Jason X" and "Kangaroo Jack". Just for the record I only watched these because my younger sisters forced me to.

IRATE PIRATE · 05-15-2005, 05:32 PM

wow i thought of more really bad movies... Chasing Papi and Saved! and Tuck Everlasting

Michelle · 05-15-2005, 07:38 PM

Closer does suck. I'm glad someone else agrees. I wrote a whole paper about how much I hated it.

Speaking of bad Natalie Portman movies, what about Where the Heart Is? I actually own it because I enjoy making fun of it so much, but people actually seem to enjoy it for normal reasons.

Michelle · 05-15-2005, 07:41 PM

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Originally Posted by captveg

A big key to Napoleon Dynamite is knowing Idaho/Utah Mormon culture.

I've heard other people say this. Why?

MellyMouse · 05-15-2005, 07:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Soulquarian

OPEN WATER! What a freakin' crappy movie... Ugh I can't even BEGIN to talk about how bad it is...

Napoleon Dynamite. You either love it or hate it... I hate it.

Napoleon Dynamite! OMG! I just did not get this movie. EVERYONE at work quotes this movie and they think Im nuts because I think it is THE LAMEST movie out there. Even my 15 year old son walked out on it.

Did I miss something in this movie?

MellyMouse · 05-15-2005, 07:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Michelle

Closer does suck. I'm glad someone else agrees. I wrote a whole paper about how much I hated it.

Speaking of bad Natalie Portman movies, what about Where the Heart Is? I actually own it because I enjoy making fun of it so much, but people actually seem to enjoy it for normal reasons.

Ok.. now I just loved "Where The Heart Is", Im not sure why though. I guess because it is just about regular people and it portrayed her as a strong person. They could have used better names for the people, but the story behind it all was cute.

Socapex · 05-15-2005, 07:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Michelle

I've heard other people say this. Why?

Apparently they're a slower group of people who don't clearly define the decade they are living in though dress and speech.

Gemini Cricket · 05-15-2005, 07:58 PM

I still say 'Monkeybone'.

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05-11-2005, 06:53 AM	#63
pussnboots is satisfactual. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Uncanny Valley Posts: 2,131	Anchorman was pretty bad, but it was intended to be bad, haha. Moulin Rouge is something you're either hate or you're a gay man, and I love it. I'd have to say the worst films out there are the cheapquels (Speed 2, Grease 2, most things 2) and family movies. I mean, honestly, how could a film possibly be happy and simple enough to appeal to toddlers yet manage to be gritty enough to appeal to adults with IQs above your average plate of spaghetti. It's wanting to have your cake, eat it and never gain a pound in the process. I'm also guessing that the sequel to The Mask will be horrible. But now I'm going to see that Manos thing, haha.

05-11-2005, 03:02 PM	#64
NatBrat Junior Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 45	Open Water was STUPID!! Probably the worst movie ever is Dark Crystal. It's like Fraggle Rock from hell. And another one-my dad made me watch Cat Ballou the other day, and I have to admit, I have a hard time thinking of anything stupider than that, although I dug the theme song "Cat Ballouuuuuuu Cat Ballouuuuuuuuu"

05-11-2005, 03:09 PM	#65
pussnboots is satisfactual. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Uncanny Valley Posts: 2,131	Ooh, yes, let's add all films that revolve around talking animals.

05-15-2005, 07:38 PM	#70
Michelle Minion Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 400	Closer does suck. I'm glad someone else agrees. I wrote a whole paper about how much I hated it. Speaking of bad Natalie Portman movies, what about Where the Heart Is? I actually own it because I enjoy making fun of it so much, but people actually seem to enjoy it for normal reasons.

05-15-2005, 07:58 PM	#75
Gemini Cricket aroooogah!! Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 4,771	I still say 'Monkeybone'.