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    Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls...

    Well I know we all hate it when Disneyland entertainment gets canceled most commonly due to "onforseen circumstances" with the weather.

    But the idea came to my mind to make a game where we would think up the most ridiculous excuses possible.

    Just start your excuse with "Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls..." then break the news (make sure to maintain a chipper voice)

    Okay i'll start.

    2/13/09

    Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, due to the unpredictable nature of Friday the 13th, our Fireworks Spectacular - Remember...Dreams Come True! (PRESENTED BY HONDA!) will...NOT be shown.

    XD...

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    Re: Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls...

    Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, Paul is back. The fireworks have been canceled forever, sorry.
    Last edited by Alex E; 02-28-2009 at 01:28 AM. Reason: I'm putting a little more effort into the post by adhering more to the the instructuions above.

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    Re: Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls...

    Damas y Caballeros, Niños y Niñas, debido a circunstancias imprevistas, TODOS anuncios ahora estarán en español.

    Probably not correct grammer, but I couldn't resist.

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    Re: Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls...

    Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, due to a night off for our City Hall Cast Members, tonight's performance of "Remember...Dreams Come True", our fireworks spectacular, WILL be shown in the wind this evening. We apologize for any area residents whose homes burn down, and hope you enjoy the rest of your stay in the Magic Kingdom!
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    Re: Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls...

    "Ladies and Gentlemen, boys and girls: Tonight's performance of Remember... Dreams Come True Fireworks Spectacular will be canceled because I said so. Nobody likes fireworks anyway. GO HOME!

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    Re: Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls...

    Ladies and Gentlemen..tonight's performance of Remember... Dreams Come true Fireworks Spectacular will not be shown due to the laziness of the pyrotechnications. Thank you for your coporation and enjoy the rest of your evening at the magic kingdom.
    "Your dead if you aim only for kids. Adults are only kids grown up, anyway." Walt Disney





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    Re: Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls...

    Quote Originally Posted by Outlander View Post
    Damas y Caballeros, Niños y Niñas, debido a circunstancias imprevistas, TODOS anuncios ahora estarán en español.
    Ahaha, that would be killer! Just imagine all the looks on the tourists' faces every time ANYthing happened!

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    Re: Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls...

    Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls, we regreat to inform you that neither Princess Fantasy Faire nor Pixie Hollow will be open today. In other news, a duel for the best meet n' greet will be held on Mainstreet at 5.

    Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls, tonight's showing of Fantasmic! has been cancelled due to poor water quality. That means STOP little boy...

    Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls, we regreat to inform you that the Indiana Jones Adventure will not be operating today. Also, if anyone sees a large King Cobra, please inform the nearest Cast Member. Thank you.







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    Re: Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls...

    Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls, we regret to inform you that Small World and Innoventions will not be running today. Also, if you see any tramatized (sp?) lost children please inform the nearest cast member or take them straight to Tommorowland, or near Toontown, thank you.
    We are currently imagineeing a new attraction for you!

    Please enjoy all the other attractions in fabulicious Vasooki-land!

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    Re: Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls...

    Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls, we regret to inform you that due to political correctness and our desire to not offend anyone and not get sued; Disneyland is now closed forever.

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    Re: Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls...

    Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls
    Please keep your hands and arms inside the People Mover at all times.
    Now get ready for the Loop.

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    Re: Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls...

    Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls, we would like to inform you that the People Mover is open again! -pause- Just kidding. Please enjoy the other attractions we have to offer.

    Code Lee-Oh-Co (Or Jessica, if you want)

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    Re: Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls...

    Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, the crypt that contains Walt's frozen head will now open. To enter the crypt, please exit the entrance gate, get in your car, and drive home. After this, nothing will happen. Thanks, and drive home safetly.
    "There was.....blood on the saddle, and.....blood all around, and a great big, puddle of .....blood on the ground."

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    Re: Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls...

    Quote Originally Posted by Outlander View Post
    Damas y Caballeros, Niños y Niñas, debido a circunstancias imprevistas, TODOS anuncios ahora estarán en español.
    ¡Olé!

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    Re: Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls...

    Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, all entertainment offerings are cancelled at Disneyland today as Disney will use the monetary savings to invest in additional entertainment venues at Tokyo DisneySea.
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