Disneyland Bad Idea Contest

[RegionsBeyond]

Pirates of Somalia. Smell the tanker fumes! See the terrified cruise ship tourists! Thrill to seasickness! Experience life on the high seas with the Somalian smugglers!

[Tyler1994]

Turn Pirates of the Caribbean into a The Suite Life on Deck version.

[disneyfann121]

Slash AP prices in half, then park dozens of ambulances near the entrance of the park, to take all the people injured by the insane crush of humanity that will mob the park daily!

Oh wait, they (almost) already...

[ChessurInWonderland]

A roller coaster, taken straight from generic amusement parks with no theme except for no theme. Just to make it different enough for people to accept, put a cheap ugly mickey face behind a loop, or if it doesnt look good right behind MFW, change it to a sunburst and add a light-up PP sign. Oh wait... nvm


So, my actual entry:
Turn the HM into High School Musical. It'll be easy to initial, all you do is add an S. Madame Leota's head could be replaced with Ashley Tisdale's, plotting against Gabriella. The ballroom could be turned into a basketball court, where the ghosts .will sing "Getcha head in the game" while wearing jerseys. The attic can have another Ashley Tisdale, this time as the bride, once again plotting against Gabriella and Troy (seriously, she needs to get a life ), and in the graveyard, the ghosts can all be wearing high school outfits, like little cheerleader uniforms and stuff, while singing, "We're all in this together" Little Leota can be Ashley Tisdale again, saying "Hurry back to see me plot against troy again in time for the next pointless movie where, again, I do just that." The beginning, with the candlestick in the hallway can actually be a floating basketball, and the ghost trying to get out of the coffin can be Troy, who Ashley tisdale put in the coffin. (thatd be awesome to see that, I admit). The doors bulging out at you can be the other characters of HSM again, trying to get out afte being locked in by ashley tisdale or shar-pei or whatever dog breed shes named.

[OC2Epcot]

Add bright orange lights in Space Mountain fill it with sand, project water on the walls and call it Beach Mountain.

[jcruise86]

. . . Turn the HM into High School Musical. It'll be easy to initial, all you do is add an S. Madame Leota's head could be replaced with Ashley Tisdale's, plotting against Gabriella. The ballroom could be turned into a basketball court, where the ghosts .will sing "Getcha head in the game" while wearing jerseys. The attic can have another Ashley Tisdale, this time as the bride, once again plotting against Gabriella and Troy (seriously, she needs to get a life ), and in the graveyard, the ghosts can all be wearing high school outfits, like little cheerleader uniforms and stuff, while singing, "We're all in this together" Little Leota can be Ashley Tisdale again, saying "Hurry back to see me plot against troy again in time for the next pointless movie where, again, I do just that." The beginning, with the candlestick in the hallway can actually be a floating basketball, and the ghost trying to get out of the coffin can be Troy, who Ashley tisdale put in the coffin. (thatd be awesome to see that, I admit). The doors bulging out at you can be the other characters of HSM again, trying to get out afte being locked in by ashley tisdale or shar-pei or whatever dog breed shes named.

Your new ride is actually so bad it's good! Congrats! (You're now the front runner.)

[ChessurInWonderland]

haha thanks xD

[findingmickey]

squid on a stick sounds yummy.. really... mmm.. fried calamari

since Southern California is in a drought... to save water, Disneyland should close off all the restrooms, except the ones near the Tiki room. then.. issue Restroom Fastpasses.

[Quacky4Donald]

Change Star Tours into an instructional video about human reproduction and the life of a sperm.

[findingmickey]

Rivers of America Water Skiing? or Submarine Lagoon Snorkeling?

[OC2Epcot]

Change World of Color to World of Jello in the winter.

[Melonballer]

Replace the Partners statue in the hub with one of Jay Rasulo holding hands with one of the Jonas Bros.