Make up fake headlines about Disneyland or any Disney operation.

• Tomorrowland designated regional recycling center for steel, ideas, fiberglass, memories
• Great Movements with Mr. Lincoln: Main St. restrooms receive President's Day overlay
• Park drops unpopular in-flight meal service on Peter Pan
• Senior Autopia details revealed: golf carts, 1979 Oldsmobiles, Lawrence Welk music, speed limited to 1 mph
• Skyway to reopen as walk-through
• Forced perspective makes turkey leg appear larger than actual size
• Dapper Dans fall off bike, laugh, work stunt into regular routine
• Scientist: Many hidden Mickeys actually hidden Minnies
• Claude Coats tribute gallery nixed by bean counter with MBA
• Second half of Gadget's Go Coaster finally located
• Tiki Juice Bar notices line of waiting customers
• Flash photographer confesses: did it "just because they said not to"
• Enormous blob of soap bubbles forces closure of Splash Mountain
• Five-hour wait for "it's a small world" with house lights on and music off
• Stretching room snaps; guests forced to find a way out
• Miley Cyrus ignored by Hannah Montana character signing autographs
• FastPasses introduced for parking lot, trams, security, ticket booths, entrance, restrooms, First Aid
• Primeval World gets "High School Musical" overlay; Zac Efron chewed
• Portions of New Orleans Square gutted by fake fire
• Insider admits DCA plans stolen from Knott's office
• Guest ejected from park for calling attraction "ride"
• Giant rubber bands installed on Magic Tea Party
• Turnstile mystery: more people leave Disneyland than enter it
• Jungle Cruise disappoints as cost-cutting reduces two gunshots to one
• Billionaire buys, moves into Innoventions
• Sparse crowd for Omnibus' 53rd Anniversary Celebration
• Holiday overlays to get secondary "drab rainy school-day" overlays in January
• Lucas hoping for "some kind of film deal" with Star Tours makeover; Disney execs noncommittal
• Study shows many tourists do not realize DCA is a theme park, but think Gardenwalk is
• Tornado moves Astro Orbiter into Tomorrowland

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