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ANNOUCNER:ladies and gentlemen, sorry for the delay in our night time fireworks spectacular..
CM: why does this dumbo head smell like vomit?
Operator: (shoveing the head on the CM then pulls the riggings to make him fly)
Your on kid GO..GO..GO
CM: no wait I...oh my god im gonna be ...sicbleah)
ANNOUNCER:ladies and gentelemn its dumbo..what is coming out of that trunk...?...oh (ahem) well someone will be seeing more pink pachyderms tonight
^That's just gross. :D
Ladies and Gentlemen boys and girls a bit of some good news.... our performance of Celebrate:a street party has been cancelled, once again we are delighted to inform you that our performance of Celebrate:a street party has been cancelled
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Originally Posted by startours1
Lemme try...
Ladies and gentalmen boys and girls. It is my honor to inform you that the atraction inovations is set to be imploded by a pyrotecnical crew for a one time only show. Please head to tomorrowland for a prime viewing location and enjoy our finest show of demolition at 3:00 thank you.
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Heres another one:
"Ladies and Gentleman Boys and Girls. This performance of Fantasmci! will not be featuring our new dragon due to operational difficulties. Please enjoy Malificent as she spases out her death sequence. We apologize for the inconvience and hop you'll still enjoy Fantasmic!"
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Originally Posted by The Forbidden Eye
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Good evening, and welcome. We've gathered here tonight, around the fire, as people of all lands have gathered for thousands and thousands of years before us... to share the light... and to share a story. An amazing story, as old as time itself, but still being written. And though each of us has our own individual stories to tell, nothing is more wonderful than the imagination. For, in a moment, you can experience a beautiful fantasy. Or, an exciting adventure! But beware -- nothing is more powerful than the imagination. For it can also expand your greatest fears into an overwhelming nightmare. Are the powers of Mickey's incredible imagination strong enough, and bright enough, to withstand the evil forces that invade Julie Andrews. Once upon a time, there was a magic kingdom made of hopes and childhood fantasies. A timeless place where every land was filled with wonder. A place where everyone who entered it's gates would be given the gift of the young-at-heart, the power to wish upon a star, and unlock it's magic-al, it's wonderful, it's beautiful, exciting, it's magical, it's wonderful, it's beautiful, inviting... Magical! Magical! Magical!
Ladies and Gentlemen in tonight's performance of Fantasmic!, we are featuring another new dragon, except tonight our dragon is real to give a better show. Due to lack of food for the dragon, we are offering seating right up front on the the island for small children and our elderly guests. Thank You and we hope you enjoy tonight's performance.
Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls: Due to an increase in Annual Passholder membership, Disneyland will be experiencing a high volume of Guests forever! Be sure to obtain a hand stamp if you manage to wade through the crowds to the exit. Thank you.
"Ladies and Gentlement, boys and girls, we are closing. Please move your magical <Instert another term for butts here> to the magical exits of the magical park. Thank you"
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Originally Posted by dfan07
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Originally Posted by Disneytwins
"Ladies and Gentleman, due to unforseen circumstances, we cannot provide refunds of your visit if the fireworks are cancelled. We apolgize for the inconveince."
Ladies and gentleman, boys and girls, Disneyland has concluded it's operating day. For your connivence, Main Street U.S.A. will remain open for an additional hour... except for the food locations, which are only open for an additional half hour. And the Disneyland Story and Cinema are already closed. And depending on our mood, some other stores on Main Street might have already closed as well. Like the Disneyana store. We closed that early. And the gallery. You know what, the only thing that will be open an additional hour will be the emporium and the penny arcade. Thanks.
"Ladies and Gentlemen, In just fifteen minutes A Christmas Fantasy Parade will start down Main Street and continue all the way to Small World. This is a good time for photographers to get a spot behind a trash can to get a good shot! Again, fifteen minutes."
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We are sorry but the Fireworks have been canceled due to unfavorable wind patterns. Thanks to high winds the show would become an avoidance game instead of a show. So again, we're canceling it to the safety of the Park's guests.
Bunch of damn cynics, every bleeding one of you.
"Ladies and gentleman, move OUT of the walkway. I am serious."