Create your own Park Wide Spiel!

[JungleCruiseFan]

"Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, please pick up a rock and throw it at the nearest AP. Thank you, and have a Disney day!"

Just kidding AP's, love you!

[woodwanderer]

all this "ladies and gentlemen" has reminded me of a poem...
so imagine that this is what was heard overhead
"Ladles and Jellyspoons,

I come before you, to stand behind you,
To tell you something I know nothing about.
Next Thursday, which is Good Friday,
There will be a mothers' meeting for fathers only.
Admission is free, pay at the door,
Pull up a seat and sit on the floor."

[startours1]

Ladies and gentlemen boys and girls, to further increase park congestion please park your strollers in the middle of a walkway, stop in the middle of traffic to look at your park map, and take advantage of our Adventureland area, especially around our Indiana Jones atraction, thank you

[The Forbidden Eye]

Ladies and gentlemen boys and girls, to further increase park congestion please park your strollers in the middle of a walkway, stop in the middle of traffic to look at your park map, and take advantage of our Adventureland area, especially around our Indiana Jones atraction, thank you

. I thought the idea was to decrease park congestion! LOL

[wumbology]

all this "ladies and gentlemen" has reminded me of a poem...
so imagine that this is what was heard overhead
"Ladles and Jellyspoons,

I come before you, to stand behind you,
To tell you something I know nothing about.
Next Thursday, which is Good Friday,
There will be a mothers' meeting for fathers only.
Admission is free, pay at the door,
Pull up a seat and sit on the floor."

That's clever. Where'd you pick that up?