Corrupt a Wish

[CaptainEO,ATIS]

I wish I could live happily ever after

You live happily ever after...

until you got the bill.

I wish Anne Sweeny would get fired.

[skybluefusion]

Anne Sweeny gets fired but takes the opportunity to run for president of the United States and wins.

I wish someone would come clean my house for me.

[CaptainEO,ATIS]

Anne Sweeny gets fired but takes the opportunity to run for president of the United States and wins.
I wish someone would come clean my house for me.

Someone cleans your house very well...

then you get the bill.

I wish Disney would give up on Marvel and sell it to another company.

[skybluefusion]

Disney sells Marvel but buys DC comics with the profits.

I wish someone would clean my house for the price of a "thank you"

[CaptainEO,ATIS]

Disney sells Marvel but buys DC comics with the profits.

I wish someone would clean my house for the price of a "thank you"

Someone cleans your house for the price of a "thank you". But they don't do it good enough so you have to keep calling them over to try and do a better job. One day you forget to say "thank you" and they burn your house on fire.

I wish that Family Guy would be cancelled already.

[skybluefusion]

Family guy is cancelled and replaced with a spin off that's even worse than the original

I wish I wasn't so dang tired

[CaptainEO,ATIS]

You aren't so dang tired, but you have to sleep until someone kisses you. Goodluck finding someone who will.

I wish life was like a Disney movie.

[skybluefusion]

your life is like a disney movie but you are the villain AND you die an ambiguous

i wish for no more drama llamas

[RedHandedJill]

The drama llama leaves but not before spitting at you and chewing out your hair.

I wish I could eat whatever I want and not gain a single pound.

[skybluefusion]

You can eat anything without gaining weight but everything you eat tastes like brussel sprouts.

I wish I could magically transport myself anywhere and any time I want to go

[drphibes]

wish granted but everytime you transport somewhere on the planet a kitten dies, a child goes hungry, and a species goes extinct.

I wish that all creepy people had to wear a sign around their necks so I could identify them from afar.

[skybluefusion]

All the creepy people wear signs around their necks but so do all the awesome people and the stupid people. They are color coded but you become color blind as soon as the color coded signs are given out.


I wish I could disappear forever.