drphibes is a certified "doctor of love"... at least that is what he is telling everyone on this Valentine's Day...
drphibes is a certified "doctor of love"... at least that is what he is telling everyone on this Valentine's Day...
M7D doesn't know anything about love. To her, it's just another 4 letter word.
She doesn't even love her own children.......and they don't love her!
Infact, she is in negotiations with a major studio to air her new show......The Hate Doctor.
There; how's that for a terrible LIE!!!!
LOL!
Micromind knows nothing about electricity. In fact, his whole house is powered candle light and the little mice he has running in the wheel in his basement...
lol. It sounds like me to rig something up like that!!
M7D isn't kidding about the 'dwarves'.
Both she and her husband are less than 1' tall.
It worked out pretty well though, they have no house payment. They live in a Barbie doll house!
And every day, they go out back to the mine.......
And I've named each one......
Once when M7D was in DL, she saw the real dwarves. All 7 of them.
They talked for a while, then went on their way.
When she got home, and made dinner, she set out 7 plates, as she had always done.
But there were 14 people at the table!!
And even worse, each of her dwarves had an identical twin!
And they were all laughing so hard; it was bedlam!!
Micromind is a great dancer. He has an interpretative dance number for each of his favorite Disney movies. He will be a youtube sensation as soon as he posts them!
Micromind likes to wear long white robes when he is out and about in town. He is hoping the beard grows in white and he can find the perfect piece of wood to carve a staff, because he has to complete his "prophet in the desert" look...
drphibes mops his floors with a cottonball. He is a very meticulous guy.
my7dwarves was once the most gifted and promising author of neo post modern Southern Gothic literature of her generation but after selling no more than 15 copies each of her 15 works, decided it would not be a feasible manner of supporting her family of seven dwarves and thus turned to something more decidedly lucrative - she began to weave and knit her own snuggies out of dental floss. With the one or two that she sells weekly at the local flea market, her dwarves are able to enjoy approximately 4.97% of the proverbial "great things in life" that other kids their age are able to.
(oops, I took too long, feel free to disregard)
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