SBF was pulled over by CHP on suspicion of being too sexy for her car.
drphibes will be coming around the mountain on a llama when he comes
drphibes has the life goal of getting featured on the cover of the National Enquirer. He just has to work out the details on how to get the alien baby implanted in his belly.
drphibes loves the gals so much it makes him scream
drphibes didn't need gals to convince obama to save him
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drphibes tried to buy an island but couldn't even manage to purchase a car. The dealer turned him away for being too yummy.
drphibes sucks at wii play. Cannot win a single round of any of the games!
drphibes is a body double for Arnold Schwarzenegger....and uses every opportunity to say "I'll be back!"
SBF plucks her eyebrows hourly to keep them under control...
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