In honor me because I am in my 60's.
Why can't pigs fly?
cause we need to catch them to make bacon.
why the heck did NSYNC break up?
Originally Posted by JungleCruiseFan You know what they say- The party don't start 'til Jordon walks in. Originally Posted by penguinsoda
So Justin Timberlake could take over the world.
Why are the Backstreet Boys still together?
Marquis d'Bod of the RCMC... always and forever
their mother made them make a promise that they would never split up
Whose the fairest in the land?
Why do the Autopia cars stall?
because the ride can not help but stop and think, "why am i here?"
why do i have a lovely bunch of coconuts?
So. Zetta. SLOW!
because we are going to have a 'pina colada party
How many miles does it take to get to Disneyland if you stop to pick up Santa?
Originally Posted by Barbaraann because we are going to have a 'pina colada party
How many miles does it take to get to Disneyland if you stop to pick up Santa? zero, Santa can teleport!
why do monkeys throw there crap?
Because they're trying to tell the humans that we're "full of it" and that they are the superior species.
I suffer from infantile thoughts of grandiosity
In the slammer. He was arrested in a raid in a really ironic case of mistaken identity.
Is it going to rain?
Definitely somewhere today it will rain, and it very well may be raining in Spain.
Who put the dogs out?
Goofy put the dogs out. But the important question is: Who let the dogs out? I think it was Pluto. How did the "One Armed Bandit" loose his arm?
Howdy folks, please keep your hands, arms and legs inside the train and remain seated at all times. Now then, hang on to them hats and glasses cause this here's the Wildest Ride in the Wilderness!!!
He was trying to artificially inseminate a cow but the cow squeezed to tight and that sucker popped right off.
Accident - an unforeseen event that is unavoidable.
So why do they call car crashes accidents when they are avoidable?
because there not avoidable, the cars are the ones who decide to crash.
why do people want westcot even though it wouldn't have been as good as discovery bay?
because people like puns, they're punny!
how long does it take to heat a marshmallow before it explodes?
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