Paris Hilton is famous because she has no talent and is an attention whore. Apparently the media is attracted to that. So is half of society. Which brings up a good question -
Why does society even like Paris Hilton?
I suffer from infantile thoughts of grandiosity
They don't. Not really. They're just really glad that she is the one who keeps all the police officers busy so that they are free to commit traffic violations. (just kidding, please drive safely)
How much is that doggie in the window?
That depends on how many trips to DL you are willing to give up?
Do you think it's rude to smack your gum like a cow while talking to someone on the phone?
It's only rude on a day that ends in a "y"
Why you no make understand?
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Because screws fall out all the time. The world is in a perfect place.
I'm still looking for him in the barber shop pole factory.
What happens when two worlds collide?
They do the cha-cha on Dancing with the Stars.
What eats, shoots & leaves?
I don't know but when you find out, I'll marry it!
How do you measure, measure a year?
By how many wrinkles are on your forehead.
You wanna marry a panda?
Depends who is asking.
Your so tall, how is the weather up there?
I don't know, go ask Brand's giraffe neck.
Do you bite your toenails?
Only while watching old reruns of Gilligan's Island.
What do people in China call their good plates?
T T F N . . .
I don't know. Go ask your mother.
What's a dude?
A dude is a dude who is there for the mood.
If it's Nacho cheese, whose is it?
All I know is that it's not mine; that stuff is disgusting.
What is the silliest question you've seen?
Sue B Math Geek of Randomness
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