ask a silly question, get a silly answer!

[williamtheking]

So, this is a really fun thread game that i use to play on another thread, and i thought i would bring it over to mice chat!
This is how the game works; you ask a question and get an answer. The goal of the game is to come up with the most outrageous/funny answer you can come up with. The question doesn't need very much thought, just whatever is on your mind at the time, just don't expect to get a very trust worthy or factual answer.
Here is an example
Question: why is the "it’s a small world" song so annoying?
Answer: because the ride is built on an ancient burial ground, and the angry spirits are trying to drive everyone who rides it insane.
So here’s the first question!
Why do so many people like being sent to hell in MR. Toad’s wild ride?

[dmtnt55]

Because it's cold in California, but hot in the 'No place in particular' scene.

Why are ducks so awesome?

[williamtheking]

because if your a duck,your not a goose.

why do i all ways fell like somebody is watching me and i have no privacy?

[Barbaraann]

because you are a rock star, and the paparazzi are after you

Why isn't grass blue?

[Cinderelluh]

Because if grass were blue we'd have depressed cows and sour milk.

Why are flies so annoying?

[coopercaseycody]

Because if they weren't, they'd be butterflies.

Why are the balloons in Disneyland so expensive?

[Barbaraann]

Because 1/2 the money is being secretly given to Scrooge McDuck.

Grumpy has decided that he needs a new name. What do you think it should be, and why?

[Cinderelluh]

Mortimer because it such a funny name!

Why is the sun yellow?

[coopercaseycody]

Because all the other crayon colors were being used.

What is up with this weather?

[Barbaraann]

the sky, the clouds, the sun, the moon, the planets, the birds, the umbrellas sometimes too

So why do pickles make our mouths pucker up?

[williamtheking]

because if they didn't, they would be cucumbers.

why do the people next door never go to sleep until at least one at night?

[Barbaraann]

because they are up chatting on MiceChat

Why won't Minnie marry Mickey Mouse?

[GummiBears_Rock]

because Mickey is insisting on a pre-nup.

why is my hair all tangled up?

[Cinderelluh]

Because you slept with bubble gum in your mouth and it all ended up in your hair.

Why does cheese make some people fart?

[Maverick]

Because I am awesome.

Why is there a 60 or 65 second buffer on MC?