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    Cool Imaginary things that annoy you in the parks

    Like, my last trip to Disneyland, I was in line for Splash Mountain with my Bucket of Popcorn and a Unicorn just walked up and started eating all my popcorn...Hey, Mr. Unicorn, I just paid like 10 bucks for that and now it has Unicorn Slobber all over it.

    Then there was My Honeymoon at Disneyworld. I had been walking all day, and sat at a bench in EPCOT to rest my feet, when a Gnome comes up and steals my socks...

    Does any of this ever happen to you?

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    Re: Imaginary things that annoy you in the parks

    So this one time we were walking down the World Showcase promenade and it was 3:00 PM or so and randomly these fireworks started going off in the lagoon and everyone looked to see what was going on but it crammed up the path but then I wasn't even in Epcot anymore I was in the Magic Kingdom and we were waiting for the Haunted Mansion and then the cast member came and open the door, get on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur
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    Re: Imaginary things that annoy you in the parks

    I had a similar gnome experience. Only he stole my underwear for business reasons.



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    Re: Imaginary things that annoy you in the parks

    When is Disney going to get their stuff together and finally tackle the underwear/sock gnome problem?!?

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    Re: Imaginary things that annoy you in the parks

    I almost forgot, this one time at DL, I was walking through the castle and was warped into 1962 Disneyland...everyone was staring at me and mocking my strange clothes and demeanor...I was so embarrassed. Thanks Disney for not taking care of the Space/Time continuum...Show a little respect for physics...sheesh!

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    Re: Imaginary things that annoy you in the parks

    A llama attacked me in tomorrowland! And no one would even help me they just all ran to hide on the submarines and inside innoventions.
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    Re: Imaginary things that annoy you in the parks

    This one time, I was riding POTC and the pirates started jumping in my boat and firing their guns at me so I jumped out and swam to the prison and locked myself in there until they'd all passed by me. I'm still waiting for the dog with the key to release me.






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