Taking a page from Jeff Foxworthy's act, I think we should come up with Disney Fan jokes. For example:
If you don't need a map at Disneyland but get one anyway, you might be a Disney Fan.
If the addition of a new churro stand is a big deal, you might be a Disney Fan.
If you consider Winnie-the-Pooh in the same vein as Titanic and Star Wars, you might be a Disney Fan.
I am not trying to judge. I am all of the things above. So lets have fun with this, shall we?