You might be a Disney Fan jokes

[999happyhants]

Taking a page from Jeff Foxworthy's act, I think we should come up with Disney Fan jokes. For example:
If you don't need a map at Disneyland but get one anyway, you might be a Disney Fan.
If the addition of a new churro stand is a big deal, you might be a Disney Fan.
If you consider Winnie-the-Pooh in the same vein as Titanic and Star Wars, you might be a Disney Fan.

I am not trying to judge. I am all of the things above. So lets have fun with this, shall we?

[Grin Without a Cat]

If the cast member at the stroller rental counter has your credit card number memorized, you might be a Disney fan... (this actually happened to me during a multi-day stay years ago, lol).

[Barbaraann]

If by the 2nd or 3rd of your Disneyland vacation, the Photopass photographer knows you by your first name, you might be a Disney fan.