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    Re: Wish Destroyer

    Your wormhole takes you to a black hole.

    I wish I had dessert.
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    Re: Wish Destroyer

    Your dessert is one of those McDonald's apple pies. And you can't blow on it.

    I wish I had pet sting rays (barbs removed).


    "To Serve Man... it's a cookbook!!!"


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    Re: Wish Destroyer

    You have pet sting rays. (Enough said)

    I wish I didn't have car payments.
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    Re: Wish Destroyer

    Quote Originally Posted by LadyNimrodelle View Post
    You have pet sting rays. (Enough said)

    I wish I didn't have car payments.
    But my wish came true...

    You have no car payments...because you have no cars.

    I wish I knew where all the nukes were hidden.


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    Re: Wish Destroyer

    Quote Originally Posted by crazy go nuts View Post
    But my wish came true...

    You have no car payments...because you have no cars.

    I wish I knew where all the nukes were hidden.
    Yes, but it isn't a desirable outcome...sting rays are just creepy.

    You know where all the nukes are hidden...in your backyard...and can't do anything about it.

    I wish life was fair.
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    Re: Wish Destroyer

    Life is fair, so then the people who were benefiting from it being unfair sue, and it goes back to normal, and everyone owes them 20% of their income.

    I wish I could play the guitar.


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    Re: Wish Destroyer

    You can play the guitar, but you have icky, peely callouses on your fingertips.

    I wish I could travel the world.
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    Re: Wish Destroyer

    You can travel to any third-world country you please.

    I wish I had my own television network.


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    Re: Wish Destroyer

    Quote Originally Posted by crazy go nuts View Post
    You can travel to any third-world country you please.
    You say that like it's a bad thing...


    You have your own network and no viewers.
    I wish I had the power to stop and start time at my desire.
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    Re: Wish Destroyer

    Quote Originally Posted by LadyNimrodelle View Post
    You say that like it's a bad thing...


    You have your own network and no viewers.
    I wish I had the power to stop and start time at my desire.
    I don't know if you'll think that if you get a parasite from the water. I mean, I'd like to visit some too, but that can happen. Also, I was hoping you would say you have a network, but it's OWN.

    You could stop and start time, but since time is an imaginary human construct, there would be no noticeable effect.

    I wish I had X-ray vision.


    "To Serve Man... it's a cookbook!!!"


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    Re: Wish Destroyer

    Quote Originally Posted by crazy go nuts View Post
    I don't know if you'll think that if you get a parasite from the water. I mean, I'd like to visit some too, but that can happen. Also, I was hoping you would say you have a network, but it's OWN.
    Actually that's what I was thinking of when I said you have a network and no viewers

    Ok, anyway:

    You have x-ray vision, but you live in a nudist colony for the obese.

    I wish I could have light switch raves.
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    Re: Wish Destroyer

    You can, but only in a home for people prone to strobe-induced seizures.

    I wish I could go to Coachella this year.


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    Re: Wish Destroyer

    You can go to Coachella, but will be crushed to death in the mass of people.

    I wish I could go to WDW this year.
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    Re: Wish Destroyer

    You can go to WDW this year but you must walk from here to there.

    I wish, I wish, I wish I was a fish.

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    Re: Wish Destroyer

    Poof! You are a tuna! I hope you like mayonnaise.

    I wish I drove a Maserati.


    "To Serve Man... it's a cookbook!!!"


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