It won't snow in Chicago tomorrow, instead a meteor hits the town.
I wish I could fast forward life.
Signature courtesy of Poisonedapples
You fast forward life and miss all the good parts.
I wish my face was on currency.
"To Serve Man... it's a cookbook!!!" Ever heard of the dyslexic man who sold his soul to Santa?
Your face is on currency, but they captured you picking your nose.
I wish it wouldn't snow so much
♥ "Don't care about all the pain in front of me'Cause I'm just trying to be happy." ♥
It never snows again, and Santa never comes again either.
I wish that I could type better than I do.
You can type better, but your keys stop working.
I wish it was Friday already.
It's Friday, but everyday turns into Friday so there is no such thing as a weekend.
I wish I didn't have to go to class tomorrow.
You don't, it gets canceled. But it was going to be surprise circus fun day.
I wish Spotify had the Beatles, Led Zeppelin, and Pink Floyd.
Spotify adds Zeppelin, Pink Floyd and the Beatles but is now only available on Zune (RIP)
I wish leaf blowers had a mute button.
They have a mute button, but the device has almost no blowing power on that mode, so no one uses it.
I wish I could make my own moccasins.
you will make your own moccasins but your best friend will steal it from you.
i wish i was at disneyland
You're at Disneyland after closing, as a final shift CM.
I wish WiFi was avaiable everywhere.
WiFi is available everywhere, and it's so slow it's worthless.
I wish I never had to sleep.
Thank you to Poisonedapples for my awesome signature! KellyMcG86's Disneyland To Do List
Originally Posted by KellyMcG86 WiFi is available everywhere, and it's so slow it's worthless.
I wish I never had to sleep. You're never asleep, but you're constantly in a near-fugue state.
I wish I had a complete Disneyland ticket book from 1959.
You have that Disneyland ticket book from 1959...but its been sitting in the City dump for the past 53 years, it doesn't smell or look to great.
I wished I could get all my filing done in one swoop
You can get it done in one swoop, because you are a bird. And not a pretty one; a crow or something.
I wish I had the world's most powerful telescope.
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