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    Re: Wish Destroyer

    Quote Originally Posted by crazy go nuts View Post
    You can get it done in one swoop, because you are a bird. And not a pretty one; a crow or something.

    I wish I had the world's most powerful telescope.
    You have the world's most powerful telescope, but it aims directly into the sun and cannot be moved.

    I wish I enjoyed working out.

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    Re: Wish Destroyer

    you will enjoy working out alot. but somebody will puke in front of you during workout.

    i wish i could win the lottery.

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    Re: Wish Destroyer

    Ugh that's one of my biggest anxieties - me or someone else throwing up. Yuck!!

    You win the lottery, but die the next day.

    I wish I were a super genius.

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    Re: Wish Destroyer

    okay you are a super genius, but your really a robot

    I want the sun to come out and rain to go away

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    Re: Wish Destroyer

    the rain will go and the sun will come out. but the temperature rises to 100 degrees with humidity.

    i want to go ride the haunted mansion.

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    Re: Wish Destroyer

    your wish is granted to ride Haunted Mansion, But the line is 400 minutes long

    I want to ride in the Lily Belle.

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    Re: Wish Destroyer

    You ride in the Lily Belle, but it's in horrible disrepair.

    I wish sales tax weren't so high in California.


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    Re: Wish Destroyer

    okay you got your wish, sales tax is lowered, but it comes with a hefty price, your mortgage is gone up 30% in interest.

    i wish i had white chocolate chips and strawberries

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    Re: Wish Destroyer

    Quote Originally Posted by Poisonedapples View Post
    okay you got your wish, sales tax is lowered, but it comes with a hefty price, your mortgage is gone up 30% in interest.

    i wish i had white chocolate chips and strawberries
    The strawberries are overripe, the white chocolate chips are stale.

    I wish I was a bestselling, critically acclaimed author.


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    You're a best selling author... of Fifty Shades of Grey.

    I wish I was shorter.

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    Re: Wish Destroyer

    Quote Originally Posted by KellyMcG86 View Post
    You're a best selling author... of Fifty Shades of Grey.

    I wish I was shorter.
    I said critically acclaimed!

    You're a midget.

    I wish I had a private island.


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    Re: Wish Destroyer

    Quote Originally Posted by crazy go nuts View Post
    I said critically acclaimed!

    You're a midget.

    I wish I had a private island.
    It's a HORRIBLE book! I think it's more housewife acclaimed than anything lol

    You have a private island. It's about 4' by 4' and is infested with sand fleas.

    I wish I could make time speed up and slow down at my command.

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    You can control time, but only in its capacity as an artificial human invention. There is no noticeable effect.

    I wish I ran a successful chocolate factory.


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    Re: Wish Destroyer

    You run a successful chocolate factory, but the Oompa Loompas revolt and throw you in the chocolate river.

    I wish I could walk in high heels.

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    Re: Wish Destroyer

    You can walk in high heels, but end up with bunions.

    I wish I could do homework by osmosis.
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