Originally Posted by crazy go nuts You can get it done in one swoop, because you are a bird. And not a pretty one; a crow or something.
I wish I had the world's most powerful telescope. You have the world's most powerful telescope, but it aims directly into the sun and cannot be moved.
I wish I enjoyed working out.
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you will enjoy working out alot. but somebody will puke in front of you during workout.
i wish i could win the lottery.
Ugh that's one of my biggest anxieties - me or someone else throwing up. Yuck!!
You win the lottery, but die the next day.
I wish I were a super genius.
okay you are a super genius, but your really a robot
I want the sun to come out and rain to go away
the rain will go and the sun will come out. but the temperature rises to 100 degrees with humidity.
i want to go ride the haunted mansion.
your wish is granted to ride Haunted Mansion, But the line is 400 minutes long
I want to ride in the Lily Belle.
You ride in the Lily Belle, but it's in horrible disrepair.
I wish sales tax weren't so high in California.
"To Serve Man... it's a cookbook!!!" Ever heard of the dyslexic man who sold his soul to Santa?
okay you got your wish, sales tax is lowered, but it comes with a hefty price, your mortgage is gone up 30% in interest.
i wish i had white chocolate chips and strawberries
Originally Posted by Poisonedapples okay you got your wish, sales tax is lowered, but it comes with a hefty price, your mortgage is gone up 30% in interest.
i wish i had white chocolate chips and strawberries The strawberries are overripe, the white chocolate chips are stale.
I wish I was a bestselling, critically acclaimed author.
You're a best selling author... of Fifty Shades of Grey.
I wish I was shorter.
Originally Posted by KellyMcG86 You're a best selling author... of Fifty Shades of Grey.
I wish I was shorter. I said critically acclaimed!
You're a midget.
I wish I had a private island.
Originally Posted by crazy go nuts I said critically acclaimed!
You're a midget.
I wish I had a private island. It's a HORRIBLE book! I think it's more housewife acclaimed than anything lol
You have a private island. It's about 4' by 4' and is infested with sand fleas.
I wish I could make time speed up and slow down at my command.
You can control time, but only in its capacity as an artificial human invention. There is no noticeable effect.
I wish I ran a successful chocolate factory.
You run a successful chocolate factory, but the Oompa Loompas revolt and throw you in the chocolate river.
I wish I could walk in high heels.
You can walk in high heels, but end up with bunions.
I wish I could do homework by osmosis.
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