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    Re: Wish Destroyer

    You do your homework by osmosis, but also pick up bad habits and lose knowledge by osmosis.

    I wish I had a photographic memory.

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    Re: Wish Destroyer

    you have a photographic memory....now think of all the things you want to forget, and can't

    I wish I could drop this French class.
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    Re: Wish Destroyer

    You can drop it. But whenever you meet French people, they glare at you disapprovingly.

    I wish I had a plentiful herb garden in my back yard.


    "To Serve Man... it's a cookbook!!!"


    Ever heard of the dyslexic man who sold his soul to Santa?


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    Re: Wish Destroyer

    you do have a herb garden. but people have walked all over your garden.

    i wish i was a movie star.

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    Re: Wish Destroyer

    Wish granted, with "was" being the key word. You are washed up and can't find work. Not even on the Oscars guest list any longer.

    I wish I was on the Oscars guest list.


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    Re: Wish Destroyer

    your name is on the guess list. but somebody dress up as you is already in there. so you were not allowed to go in.


    i want to go visit washington d.c.

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    Re: Wish Destroyer

    You visit Washington, D.C. You get murdered. It happens, look at the statistics. Why did you leave the tourist areas?

    I wish I had a band more critically acclaimed than Radiohead.


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    Re: Wish Destroyer

    Quote Originally Posted by crazy go nuts View Post
    You visit Washington, D.C. You get murdered. It happens, look at the statistics. Why did you leave the tourist areas?

    I wish I had a band more critically acclaimed than Radiohead.
    You were in the Beatles, and were killed decades ago.

    I wish I never made mistakes.

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    Re: Wish Destroyer

    You never make mistakes. You are kidnapped by evil Swedish scientists who want to do experiments to find why you're so perfect.

    I wish I had the world's largest collection of pens.


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    Re: Wish Destroyer

    You have the world's larget collection of pens, but none of them write.

    I wish they made scrubs pants that weren't high waters on me.

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    Re: Wish Destroyer

    you wear the scrub pants that you wanted. but they shrink and you accidentally tear your pants.

    i want to visit charlie chaplins house.

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    Re: Wish Destroyer

    Quote Originally Posted by Rex Dopey24 View Post
    you wear the scrub pants that you wanted. but they shrink and you accidentally tear your pants.

    i want to visit charlie chaplins house.
    You visit his house, and it's very disappointing.

    I wish I had telekinetic abilities.


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    Re: Wish Destroyer

    Quote Originally Posted by Rex Dopey24 View Post
    you wear the scrub pants that you wanted. but they shrink and you accidentally tear your pants.
    I have done this... so has my husband, and about half of my coworkers. Scrubs are a pain sometimes!

    Quote Originally Posted by crazy go nuts View Post
    You visit his house, and it's very disappointing.

    I wish I had telekinetic abilities.
    You have telekinetic abilities. You can only move tissues.

    I wish I could go back to Kauai.

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    Re: Wish Destroyer

    Quote Originally Posted by KellyMcG86 View Post
    I have done this... so has my husband, and about half of my coworkers. Scrubs are a pain sometimes!



    You have telekinetic abilities. You can only move tissues.

    I wish I could go back to Kauai.
    You go back to Kauai, but you must stay there. With the poor education, poverty, high teen pregnancy rates and drug-use rates, and isolation-induced depression. And tourists.

    I wish people were more tolerant.


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    Re: Wish Destroyer

    people are more tolerant... to dairy. cattle farms boom overnight, and the greenhouse emissions devastate the world. everyone drowns, and then dolphins take over the world as the dominant species.



    I wish it were Spring Break.

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