Wish Destroyer

[KellyMcG86]

You do your homework by osmosis, but also pick up bad habits and lose knowledge by osmosis.

I wish I had a photographic memory.

[LadyNimrodelle]

you have a photographic memory....now think of all the things you want to forget, and can't

I wish I could drop this French class.

[crazy go nuts]

You can drop it. But whenever you meet French people, they glare at you disapprovingly.

I wish I had a plentiful herb garden in my back yard.

[Rex Dopey24]

you do have a herb garden. but people have walked all over your garden.

i wish i was a movie star.

[crazy go nuts]

Wish granted, with "was" being the key word. You are washed up and can't find work. Not even on the Oscars guest list any longer.

I wish I was on the Oscars guest list.

[Rex Dopey24]

your name is on the guess list. but somebody dress up as you is already in there. so you were not allowed to go in.


i want to go visit washington d.c.

[crazy go nuts]

You visit Washington, D.C. You get murdered. It happens, look at the statistics. Why did you leave the tourist areas?

I wish I had a band more critically acclaimed than Radiohead.

[KellyMcG86]

You visit Washington, D.C. You get murdered. It happens, look at the statistics. Why did you leave the tourist areas?

I wish I had a band more critically acclaimed than Radiohead.

You were in the Beatles, and were killed decades ago.

I wish I never made mistakes.

[crazy go nuts]

You never make mistakes. You are kidnapped by evil Swedish scientists who want to do experiments to find why you're so perfect.

I wish I had the world's largest collection of pens.

[KellyMcG86]

You have the world's larget collection of pens, but none of them write.

I wish they made scrubs pants that weren't high waters on me.

[Rex Dopey24]

you wear the scrub pants that you wanted. but they shrink and you accidentally tear your pants.

i want to visit charlie chaplins house.

[crazy go nuts]

you wear the scrub pants that you wanted. but they shrink and you accidentally tear your pants.

i want to visit charlie chaplins house.

You visit his house, and it's very disappointing.

I wish I had telekinetic abilities.

[KellyMcG86]

you wear the scrub pants that you wanted. but they shrink and you accidentally tear your pants.

I have done this... so has my husband, and about half of my coworkers. Scrubs are a pain sometimes!

You visit his house, and it's very disappointing.

I wish I had telekinetic abilities.

You have telekinetic abilities. You can only move tissues.

I wish I could go back to Kauai.

[crazy go nuts]

I have done this... so has my husband, and about half of my coworkers. Scrubs are a pain sometimes!



You have telekinetic abilities. You can only move tissues.

I wish I could go back to Kauai.

You go back to Kauai, but you must stay there. With the poor education, poverty, high teen pregnancy rates and drug-use rates, and isolation-induced depression. And tourists.

I wish people were more tolerant.

[Spy]

people are more tolerant... to dairy. cattle farms boom overnight, and the greenhouse emissions devastate the world. everyone drowns, and then dolphins take over the world as the dominant species.



I wish it were Spring Break.