Your hair keeps growing and then takes on a life of it's own, framing you for several mysterious deaths.
I wish my watch TOLD time
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Happiness is returning after a much regretted hiatus!!! BOO!
your watch tells you but someobody snatches away your watch and runs off.
i wish was the singer for for wishes song at disneyland
You are the singer of Wishes for Disneyland but the park returns to the Remember, Dreams Come True show and now your performance can only heard in the Princess Fantasy Faire restrooms music loop.
I wish for a birthday party.
you get a birthdday party. but the us government outlaws birthday partys and you end up in jail.
i want to visit hollywood.
You visit Hollywood but end up getting stalked by a bad Michael Jackson impersonator
I wish I got more mileage out of my car
you car gets mileage. but you enter the cactus fields and get flat tires all over.
i want to go to santa monica beach
You get to Santa Monica beach but there are marathon crowds today!
I wish I was an astronaut
You go into space, only to discover you are allergic to it.
I wish that I had already gone running this morning
Keeper of the Dynamite Goat on RCMC
you have run in the morning but only to realise that it was just a dream.
i wished i lived in munchkin land.
You live in Munchkin Land but are vrutally discriminate against and can't find a job.
I wish I discovered a new species and got to name it.
"To Serve Man... it's a cookbook!!!" Ever heard of the dyslexic man who sold his soul to Santa?
you discover tiny little species and named them after your self. however you squashed them with your shoes.
i wanna go to las vegas for springbreak.
You got to Vegas...but develop a migraine which bright lights and loud dinging sounds only aggravates.
I wish I could read my cat's thoughts.
you can read cats mind. but the cat reads your mind first and does not want to be your pet any longer.
why can't i be rich?
you can but it comes with a price,very high taxes with interest rate
I want a bologne sandwich, why can't i have one?
You get a bologna sandwich. The bread is dry and all you have is Miracle Whip.
I wish I had a videgraphic memory.
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