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    Sad Wish Destroyer

    Hey guys. I think I saw this game on here a while ago. It's easy: P1 makes a wish, P2 grants it in a way that ruins it, then makes his own wish, etc.

    Example
    P1: I wish for a million dollars.
    P2: You have a million dollars, in counterfeit bills.

    I'll start:
    I wish I had a unicorn ranch.


    "To Serve Man... it's a cookbook!!!"


    Ever heard of the dyslexic man who sold his soul to Santa?


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    Re: Wish Destroyer

    You have a unicorn ranch, infested with fleas and rodents.


    I wish I could fly
    ♥ "Don't care about all the pain in front of me
    'Cause I'm just trying to be happy." ♥




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    Re: Wish Destroyer

    You can fly...in a defective Cessna.

    I wish I had an invisibility cloak.
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    Re: Wish Destroyer

    You have an invisibility cloak, but a car hits you because they couldn't see you crossing the street.


    I wish I had chicken nuggets
    ♥ "Don't care about all the pain in front of me
    'Cause I'm just trying to be happy." ♥




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    Re: Wish Destroyer

    You have chicken nuggets, but they haven't been defrosted.

    I wish I had my own theme park.


    "To Serve Man... it's a cookbook!!!"


    Ever heard of the dyslexic man who sold his soul to Santa?


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    Re: Wish Destroyer

    You have your own theme park and no liability insurance.

    I wish I could sleep from now til Spring Break.
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    Re: Wish Destroyer

    You fall asleep and wake up in time for spring break....in 2014.

    I wish I would graduate college now.

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    Re: Wish Destroyer

    You graduate just in time to be unemployed for years.

    I wish I were the greatest ballroom dancer in the world.


    "To Serve Man... it's a cookbook!!!"


    Ever heard of the dyslexic man who sold his soul to Santa?


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    Re: Wish Destroyer

    You are the greatest ballroom dancer in the world, until your career is ruined by an ankle injury.

    I wish for world peace.
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    Re: Wish Destroyer

    You have world peace, but the world is ending as we speak.


    I wish I didn't eat so much sugar
    ♥ "Don't care about all the pain in front of me
    'Cause I'm just trying to be happy." ♥




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    Re: Wish Destroyer

    You eat very little sugar, but replace it with an artificial sweetener that causes cancer.

    I wish I had a crystal ball that could foretell the future.
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    Re: Wish Destroyer

    Quote Originally Posted by LadyNimrodelle View Post
    You eat very little sugar, but replace it with an artificial sweetener that causes cancer.

    I wish I had a crystal ball that could foretell the future.
    Daaaaang.



    You have a crystal ball, but it breaks as soon as you take it out of the packaging.


    I wish the bathrooms were clean
    ♥ "Don't care about all the pain in front of me
    'Cause I'm just trying to be happy." ♥




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    Re: Wish Destroyer

    They are completely clean and free of bacteria, because someone accidentally used a highly corrosive acid on the fixtures, which have dissolved.

    I wish I had unlimited airline miles for any airline in the world.


    "To Serve Man... it's a cookbook!!!"


    Ever heard of the dyslexic man who sold his soul to Santa?


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    Re: Wish Destroyer

    You have unlimited airline miles, but the first flight you take crashes.

    I wish I didn't have to work for a living.
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    Re: Wish Destroyer

    You don't have to work, but you develop a debilitating case of ennui after the first month.

    I wish I had a wormhole that could transport me anywhere in the universe that I chose.


    "To Serve Man... it's a cookbook!!!"


    Ever heard of the dyslexic man who sold his soul to Santa?


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