Wish Destroyer

[crazy go nuts]

Hey guys. I think I saw this game on here a while ago. It's easy: P1 makes a wish, P2 grants it in a way that ruins it, then makes his own wish, etc.

Example
P1: I wish for a million dollars.
P2: You have a million dollars, in counterfeit bills.

I'll start:
I wish I had a unicorn ranch.

[PiG_GuRl]

You have a unicorn ranch, infested with fleas and rodents.


I wish I could fly

[LadyNimrodelle]

You can fly...in a defective Cessna.

I wish I had an invisibility cloak.

[PiG_GuRl]

You have an invisibility cloak, but a car hits you because they couldn't see you crossing the street.


I wish I had chicken nuggets

[crazy go nuts]

You have chicken nuggets, but they haven't been defrosted.

I wish I had my own theme park.

[LadyNimrodelle]

You have your own theme park and no liability insurance.

I wish I could sleep from now til Spring Break.

[Spongeocto4]

You fall asleep and wake up in time for spring break....in 2014.

I wish I would graduate college now.

[crazy go nuts]

You graduate just in time to be unemployed for years.

I wish I were the greatest ballroom dancer in the world.

[LadyNimrodelle]

You are the greatest ballroom dancer in the world, until your career is ruined by an ankle injury.

I wish for world peace.

[PiG_GuRl]

You have world peace, but the world is ending as we speak.


I wish I didn't eat so much sugar

[LadyNimrodelle]

You eat very little sugar, but replace it with an artificial sweetener that causes cancer.

I wish I had a crystal ball that could foretell the future.

[PiG_GuRl]

You eat very little sugar, but replace it with an artificial sweetener that causes cancer.

I wish I had a crystal ball that could foretell the future.

Daaaaang.



You have a crystal ball, but it breaks as soon as you take it out of the packaging.


I wish the bathrooms were clean

[crazy go nuts]

They are completely clean and free of bacteria, because someone accidentally used a highly corrosive acid on the fixtures, which have dissolved.

I wish I had unlimited airline miles for any airline in the world.

[LadyNimrodelle]

You have unlimited airline miles, but the first flight you take crashes.

I wish I didn't have to work for a living.

[crazy go nuts]

You don't have to work, but you develop a debilitating case of ennui after the first month.

I wish I had a wormhole that could transport me anywhere in the universe that I chose.