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    Re: Tell Horrible Lies About the Person Above You (Back from the dead)

    Can't remember what?


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    Re: Tell Horrible Lies About the Person Above You (Back from the dead)

    Sometimes I wonder if my memory-erasing machine was worth it after all. Now no one can remember anything.

    The trouble is that if I try to reverse the effects, some of the memories will go to the wrong people.

    That would be absolute bedlam........

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    Re: Tell Horrible Lies About the Person Above You (Back from the dead)

    Ah, now my diabolical plan will work. Just keep forgetting.


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    Re: Tell Horrible Lies About the Person Above You (Back from the dead)

    One nice thing I've found about getting old is you can simply say that you forgot and everyone believes you.

    So now that my mind erasing machine was a success, but had a few serious drawbacks, I guess I'll have to invent something else.

    Yeah, that's it!! I'll build a lie detector. It'll work perfectly.......one problem though; if it ever gets close to Washington DC, it'll burn up rather quickly........

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    Re: Tell Horrible Lies About the Person Above You (Back from the dead)

    Don't use it on me, or you'll find that I like to watch The Golden Girls!


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    Re: Tell Horrible Lies About the Person Above You (Back from the dead)

    Well, I went ahead and used my new lie detector on Druggas; truth is, he actually IS one of the Golden Girls.

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    Re: Tell Horrible Lies About the Person Above You (Back from the dead)

    I'm the sexy one. But you already knew that.


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    Re: Tell Horrible Lies About the Person Above You (Back from the dead)

    Only when you're in costume......

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    Re: Tell Horrible Lies About the Person Above You (Back from the dead)

    Which isn't often if you know what I mean....................


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    Re: Tell Horrible Lies About the Person Above You (Back from the dead)

    So there are more than a few broken cameras..........

    Actually Druggas, being a shape-shifter, can make himself to be anyone he wants. So only he knows his true image, and he has offered a million dollars to anyone who can guess his true shape.

    No takers so far.....

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    Re: Tell Horrible Lies About the Person Above You (Back from the dead)

    I really don't have a million dollars. I haven't done my taxes yet.


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    Re: Tell Horrible Lies About the Person Above You (Back from the dead)

    Quote Originally Posted by Druggas View Post
    I really don't have a million dollars. I haven't done my taxes yet.
    And once you do your taxes, you'll have even less..........

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    Re: Tell Horrible Lies About the Person Above You (Back from the dead)

    But that's the American way.

    I have to pay for all the people who don't work.


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    Re: Tell Horrible Lies About the Person Above You (Back from the dead)

    Yeah, and what really irritates me is having to pay for all the people in executive positions who rake in millions and pay little or nothing.

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    Re: Tell Horrible Lies About the Person Above You (Back from the dead)

    Quote Originally Posted by micromind View Post
    Yeah, and what really irritates me is having to pay for all the people in executive positions who rake in millions and pay little or nothing.
    And that's the rub isn't it? You are an executive posing as an electrician while taking all of our money. You scoundrel!


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