The Randomville News

[splashmountainfreak]

Today was Random Day in Calgary. People did Random things such as walk backwards, drive on the wrong side of the road, go on Mice Chat, turn lights on and off repeatedly and talked about the weather with actual interest.

They are still cleaning up the bodies.

Back to you Hilsbro!

[OogieBoogie]

News Flash!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


President Bush is holding a press conference to discuss the worst disaster to hit the U.S.

[splashmountainfreak]

News Flash!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


President Bush is holding a press conference to discuss the worst disaster to hit the U.S.

Macleans Magazine up here deemed him as the worst president in history. It was a good article.

[OogieBoogie]

This just in... Hummel, The German maker of fine figurines of children since 1935, has decided to go back to its roots for the next group of figures.

[Hilsbro]

Is it me or do thoes little kids look like they are holding Upsocks.....Well other than that


It is Community forum time....Sex Offenders housed Near disneyland....this story has been in the news for months......what is your take on this story

[Disney Wrassler]

(off topic)

OMG I remember creating the Mad Cow alliance...and you were one of the orignals...yes Mad cow dated far back befor the official RYPC alliance...lol

Off topic???

In a Random thread?????


How can you be off topic in a random thread?????

[Hilsbro]

I was off topic because it had nothing to do with the news report Wrassler...back to you

[penguinsoda]

This just in!!!

Me!







Thats it. I just came in.

Now back to you in the studio.

[Barbaraann]

Barbaraann backs out slowly out of the thread.

[Speedway]

Random threads are crappy. This thread is crappy. It doesnt deserve 54 (no, wait, 55 now) replies. It should be rolled into a tortilla and eaten by a Mexican. Who digests it and passes the feces to a Swiss man who throws it at a donkey. Who smiles.

[Disney Wrassler]

This just in.....


Poopdeck Pappy ate Popeyes Spinach. Popeye, thinking the spinach was still left in the can, tried to fight Bluto & rescue Olive Oil, but was defeated by Bluto, turned into his servant, married Olive, had kids, and went down as the first villain to defeat a good guy.

Since then a few other villains saw this as a chance to speak up for villains rights.

Here is what some of the villains had to say.

"Excellent" Mr. Burns

"Well Blow Me Down" The Big Bad Wolf

On a related note, Chinese resturants in the town of Randomville have stopped selling PooPoo Platters because people finally found out what they were really made out of.................
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Fried Rice mixed in with Brown Sugar and Flour! Some Mushrooms are used to enhance the flavor.



Back to you in the studio.
(A building blows up in the background)

[DisneyGal]

This just came across my desk...easy mac.

[OogieBoogie]

This just in... due to the rise of stupid people becoming parents, the federal government has passed a law requiring the following image to be put on public diaper changing stations and on the back of every pack of diapers sold in the U.S.

[Mac Daddy]

In baseball today....the Angels DIDN'T SUCK!!
(Now that really IS news!)

They beat the defending world champion white sox 12 - 5!!!

[Mac Daddy]

And it's hard nowadays not to be a Clippers fan....especially when you HATE the suns! (122 - 97)

Back to you in the studio.