I'm sorry to be the one to break the news... but... this thread was found dead in a Calgary bar on the Red Mile a couple hours ago. It was attempting to fit in but wrongly thought that it was the Calgary Oilers, instead of the Flames. He wore an Oilers jersey to a bar and was bludgeoned to death by drunk Flames fans.
There's light at the end of the tunnel, everybody. The thread got pregnant by a MiceChatter who's identity I have sworn not to devulge. The baby thread survives. Just watch it's cute little possessed head twist round and round while quoting satanic verses. Koochiy Koochy Koo!
Last edited by Ride Warrior; 05-17-2006 at 06:42 AM.
To Boldly Go Where No MiceChatter Has Gone Before!
I will be wearng a dress made of 2,000 thread conts. And my threaded beads. Oh and I will bring a sandwithc for all. So who killed this thread? or what killed it? I am sad, but alas it has to go !!
The person who killed this thread is the same sorry individual who "let the dogs out". That person should be charged with two counts of murder - one, for killing the thread. The other - for killing my ears with an insane song.
God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference.