The RCMC Random Inquisition

[penguinsoda]

Wait a minute.....


Just what side of the fence is the judge on??? Ummmm???

I think... I think I smell a traitor in our ranks!!!! I think the judge is starting to go soft on the accused!!! He's sticking up for him! He's talking mutiny against the random court!!!!

I think we need.... A REVOLUTION!!!

[splashmountainfreak]

Well, I've sent Splashmontonfrick back to Meese Chaht. He was getting a little rowdy in here.

[splashmountainfreak]

Wait a minute.....


Just what side of the fence is the judge on??? Ummmm???

I think... I think I smell a traitor in our ranks!!!! I think the judge is starting to go soft on the accused!!! He's sticking up for him! He's talking mutiny against the random court!!!!

I think we need.... A REVOLUTION!!!

NO! I think LSD deserves nothing more than lots of torture! It was all Splashmontonfrick, I swear! I had nothing to do with it! *fake mustache falls out of pocket* I... I... was just holding it for a friend who was pretending to be French, I swear! The Judge is definitely on the side of the Court, no need for a revolution!!!

[Ride Warrior]

Wait a minute.....


Just what side of the fence is the judge on??? Ummmm???

I think... I think I smell a traitor in our ranks!!!! I think the judge is starting to go soft on the accused!!! He's sticking up for him! He's talking mutiny against the random court!!!!

I think we need.... A REVOLUTION!!!

We need to make French toast out of their...OUI OUIS!

[Mac Daddy]

Excusez-moi monsier! Hoew dare you eensult moi et Jacques du Deesneyfan!

Oui. I seh wee should fetch the cow. Fetche la vache. Savvy?

[splashmountainfreak]

Nooo!!! Splashmontonfrick is not controllable, he's just some laissez-faire frenchy who doesn't know what they're talking about!!!!!

Please don't blame his actions on me!!

*starts sobbing hysterically*

[splashmountainfreak]

Oui. I seh wee should fetch the cow. Fetche la vache. Savvy?

Oui, we shood through un vache at zhem. Zat vood teach zem, no?

[penguinsoda]

Viva the Revolution!!!

[hauntedhoilday]

REVOLUTION *GRAPS JUDGE TIES HIM TO POLE* ha haha what now pengy

[splashmountainfreak]

Don't you realise by stirring up revolution you're only doing what Splashmontonfrick and Jacques du Deesneyfan want? You're playing right into their hands!

[splashmountainfreak]

REVOLUTION *GRAPS JUDGE TIES HIM TO POLE* ha haha what now pengy

I see... I get it now. You've been planning this from the start! Just waiting for me to slip up so you could replace my position!!!

[hauntedhoilday]

easy for you to say but your tied to a pole thats now over a boiling hot pot of dolewhip

[splashmountainfreak]

LSD! This is inhuman! We must fight off our oppressors and take over the Random Court! Then we could give them a taste of their own medicine

[Mac Daddy]

Ahm afrehd ah have zom very behd news too reepehrt. Ze person you think ees whatseesinitials, aka LDF, aka LSD eeeeeesss......

an impostehr!!!!


He eeeesss in fact .....a......


ZOCK PUPPET!!!

*gasps*

You have all beeeeen fooooooled!


BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......

Eet ees not LDF zat you ahr zitting on, you seelly Jestehr!

Eeet ees non uzer than an accountant named Frank from Glendale wearing a very clevehr disguise!

LDF has been flown out of ze country, and you might nevehr see him AGAIN!!!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.....

That is, of course, until his deal of complete and total amnesty comes through.

[penguinsoda]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH (manical laugh)

Of course we're playing into their hands!!! Thats the idea!! There will be humilation! There will be brused and battered bodies! Bloodshed like the world has never seen before!! HH, do your worst with that rotisserie!!!!


And afterward.... margarita flavored dole whips for everyone!!