Mr. LSD, may I remind YOU that it is YOU that is on trial here, not the benevolant Penguinsoda. Now, nowhere in the RCMC Doctrine, which hasn't been written, does it say that we have to provide a fair trial. And given the testimony, I have reached a verdict.
Originally Posted by localdisnyfan
GUILTY OF ALL CHARGES
The charges run as follows:
Charge One: Being AWOL for so long that we have forgotten the acronym that we used for you
Charge Two: For drastically underposting
Charge Three: For having a lawyer that shows comtempt for the law!
Charge Four: For falsely charging Penguinsoda with a crime that is not even against the law!
In order to repay your debt to Randomessity, you must undergo torture and execution.
The torture is you must say the following statements without spoiler coverers!
I like Warner Brothers better than Disney
I sat through Golden Dreams and thouroughly enjoyed it
After said torture is through, you will face execution.
May Walt have mercry on your tattered soul!