The RCMC Random Inquisition
In light of recent events, brought to the attention of the founding members of the Random Court, the following case history is presented here in open tribunal for all to see, witness and participate in.
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Originally Posted by splashmountainfreak
Yay, MC is back to normal! And we only had to sacrifice - wait, no one was sacrificed :whistling
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Originally Posted by penguinsoda
Oh heck... lets sacrifice someone anyway!! Just for the FUN of it!
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Originally Posted by Ride Warrior
Let's sacrifice LSD...I mean LBJ...I mean LDF.
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Originally Posted by penguinsoda
Yeah!! Thats a good idea!! He's never around with us anymore anyway!! He'll never miss himself!!
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Originally Posted by splashmountainfreak
Thats what I suggested in the first place!
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Originally Posted by Ride Warrior
I do miss his snoring though. That dude sure has slept in every thread on the board, I'll bet.
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Originally Posted by splashmountainfreak
Alright then, it's LSD to the MC sacrificing chamber!
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Originally Posted by penguinsoda
...wait.... are you saying that he's been.... sleeping around in the threads!!! :eek:
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Originally Posted by splashmountainfreak
We should hose these threads down to clean them up then
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Originally Posted by penguinsoda
Yeah.... and spray some air freshener around too!
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Originally Posted by splashmountainfreak
There isn't enough air freshener! What will we do!?
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Originally Posted by penguinsoda
Well I'm thinking that he'll show up in...3...2....
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Originally Posted by splashmountainfreak
Miss Penguin. What are the charges?
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Originally Posted by penguinsoda
Charge # 1:
Being AWOL for so long... we forgot the acronym we used for you.
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Originally Posted by splashmountainfreak
Ahem, Mr. DFL, how do you plead?
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Originally Posted by penguinsoda
He can't plead... HE'S STILL AWOL!!!!! :lmao:
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Originally Posted by splashmountainfreak
Ok. Mr. AWOL SFL, how do you plead?
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Originally Posted by penguinsoda
(sound of crickets chirping....)
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Originally Posted by Ride Warrior
Not only is BMW AWOL, he's been wantonly sleeping around with his harem of threads.
It has therefore been deemed by the official Random Court of MiceChat, that charges shall be brought forth with must haste (and a little bit of mustard and relish) against one said...whats his name... and we the reining court shall proceed forthwith with this official Inquisition against you. The following summons has been sent to you officially via carrier snail.
Dear Messrs LSD, (Formally known as the Duke of Randomness... we think...)
You have been found guilty by the Random Inquisition of being AWOL for so long, that we have forgotten the acronym that we used for you. You will face punishment in The RCMC Random Inquisition Thread, in the currently ironically named Fun and Games lounge.
Sincerely,
The Random Inquisition
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Originally Posted by Ride Warrior
Penguin and my friend LDF used to post with us all the time. But that bad boy has been AWOL , ignoring us for so long that we are sentencing him to becoming a sacrifice to the random gods. That's pretty much it. He will look pretty damn good when we baste him over an open fire while he wears a baby blue speedo.
I, the Jester of Randomness, herby turn over this inquisition to the founding and new members of the Random Court!
Let whatever Mouse you believe in... have mercy on your soul!
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Ahem. Thank you Jester Penguin. I am the Keeper of Random, Splash, and will reside as Crown Prosecuter, Judge, and Jury in this case. However, since we are all extremely sleep deprived, there will a short rec- a short... uh... *zzzzzzzzzz*
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....baby blue speedo.... :lmao:
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As Head Of Church....and Owner of Greasy Mclemingtons' House of Cajun fried Underwear and worship...I announce the Final list of all Official MCRC members and their titles
Remember all official members...if you want your little Picture thing for your avatar.....e-mail me @
[email protected]
or stop By Greasy Mclemingtons
as for Positions in the RCMC....Only the king and I may announce new Positions....The king for normal stuff...me for Religious and Fry cook positions
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As King of this regal Kingdom of randomness, I shall guide this court in it's procedural order to insure that LSD is givin a fully biased trial, preordained judgement and severe torturous punishment. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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i see you don't have a bondman... you know a peace keeper of sorts that likes to manhandle the accused.
Trust me to think about bondage.
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Originally Posted by Hilsbro_Mclemington_III
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Originally Posted by AlexLoup
i see you don't have a bondman... you know a peace keeper of sorts that likes to manhandle the accused.
Trust me to think about bondage.
Yes! Jail bondage is very important. You da man. :p
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I thought I had a title of some sort at one time ter another. Have I been de-frocked? de-tained? be-headed?
--Barry
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Originally Posted by Ride Warrior
Yes! Jail bondage is very important. You da man. :p
*Bows* thank you.. thank you. If that position is ever avabile (spelling) can I have it?
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Originally Posted by Radiobarry
I thought I had a title of some sort at one time ter another. Have I been de-frocked? de-tained? be-headed?
--Barry
Anybody can be de-frocked. You, Barry, hold the distinction of being totally frocked.
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Originally Posted by AlexLoup
*Bows* thank you.. thank you. If that position is ever avabile (spelling) can I have it?
Granted, By the powers vested in me as King I hereby dub thee Jail Bondagewoman of Randomness. Fryer Hilsbro, please add her to our list.
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Originally Posted by Ride Warrior
Anybody can be de-frocked. You, Barry, hold the distinction of being totally frocked.
RW...you frock!! But do I get to have a title, since I thought I had one before?
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Originally Posted by Ride Warrior
Granted, By the powers vested in me as King I hereby dub thee Jail Bondageman of Randomness. Fryer Hilsbro, please add him to our list.
thank you milord and it's her.
