The RCMC Random Inquisition

[penguinsoda]

In light of recent events, brought to the attention of the founding members of the Random Court, the following case history is presented here in open tribunal for all to see, witness and participate in.

Yay, MC is back to normal! And we only had to sacrifice - wait, no one was sacrificed

Oh heck... lets sacrifice someone anyway!! Just for the FUN of it!

Let's sacrifice LSD...I mean LBJ...I mean LDF.

Yeah!! Thats a good idea!! He's never around with us anymore anyway!! He'll never miss himself!!

Thats what I suggested in the first place!

I do miss his snoring though. That dude sure has slept in every thread on the board, I'll bet.

Alright then, it's LSD to the MC sacrificing chamber!

...wait.... are you saying that he's been.... sleeping around in the threads!!!

We should hose these threads down to clean them up then

Yeah.... and spray some air freshener around too!

There isn't enough air freshener! What will we do!?

Well I'm thinking that he'll show up in...3...2....

Miss Penguin. What are the charges?

Charge # 1:
Being AWOL for so long... we forgot the acronym we used for you.

Ahem, Mr. DFL, how do you plead?

He can't plead... HE'S STILL AWOL!!!!!

Ok. Mr. AWOL SFL, how do you plead?

(sound of crickets chirping....)

Not only is BMW AWOL, he's been wantonly sleeping around with his harem of threads.

It has therefore been deemed by the official Random Court of MiceChat, that charges shall be brought forth with must haste (and a little bit of mustard and relish) against one said...whats his name... and we the reining court shall proceed forthwith with this official Inquisition against you. The following summons has been sent to you officially via carrier snail.


Dear Messrs LSD, (Formally known as the Duke of Randomness... we think...)
You have been found guilty by the Random Inquisition of being AWOL for so long, that we have forgotten the acronym that we used for you. You will face punishment in The RCMC Random Inquisition Thread, in the currently ironically named Fun and Games lounge.
Sincerely,
The Random Inquisition

Penguin and my friend LDF used to post with us all the time. But that bad boy has been AWOL , ignoring us for so long that we are sentencing him to becoming a sacrifice to the random gods. That's pretty much it. He will look pretty damn good when we baste him over an open fire while he wears a baby blue speedo.

I, the Jester of Randomness, herby turn over this inquisition to the founding and new members of the Random Court!

Let whatever Mouse you believe in... have mercy on your soul!

[splashmountainfreak]

Ahem. Thank you Jester Penguin. I am the Keeper of Random, Splash, and will reside as Crown Prosecuter, Judge, and Jury in this case. However, since we are all extremely sleep deprived, there will a short rec- a short... uh... *zzzzzzzzzz*

[penguinsoda]

....baby blue speedo....

[Hilsbro]

As Head Of Church....and Owner of Greasy Mclemingtons' House of Cajun fried Underwear and worship...I announce the Final list of all Official MCRC members and their titles

Newest members:
Alexloup


and

Radiobarry

Remember all official members...if you want your little Picture thing for your avatar.....e-mail me @ [email protected]

or stop By Greasy Mclemingtons

as for Positions in the RCMC....Only the king and I may announce new Positions....The king for normal stuff...me for Religious and Fry cook positions

[Ride Warrior]

As King of this regal Kingdom of randomness, I shall guide this court in it's procedural order to insure that LSD is givin a fully biased trial, preordained judgement and severe torturous punishment. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[Hilsbro]

And Remember All MCRC Members Gert a 2 for one Coupon.....Buy one pair of Deepfried Underwaer and get your soul saved for free...Sorry LCD no Coupon for you

[AlexLoup]

i see you don't have a bondman... you know a peace keeper of sorts that likes to manhandle the accused.

Trust me to think about bondage.

[Ride Warrior]

And Remember All MCRC Members Gert a 2 for one Coupon.....Buy one pair of Deepfried Underwaer and get your soul saved for free...Sorry LCD no Coupon for you

This commercial was brought to you by Fruit of the Loom - makers of edible briefs for men and women. Nibble away and enjoy the crab feed!

[Ride Warrior]

i see you don't have a bondman... you know a peace keeper of sorts that likes to manhandle the accused.

Trust me to think about bondage.

Yes! Jail bondage is very important. You da man.

[Radiobarry]

I thought I had a title of some sort at one time ter another. Have I been de-frocked? de-tained? be-headed?

--Barry

[AlexLoup]

Yes! Jail bondage is very important. You da man.

*Bows* thank you.. thank you. If that position is ever avabile (spelling) can I have it?

[Ride Warrior]

I thought I had a title of some sort at one time ter another. Have I been de-frocked? de-tained? be-headed?

--Barry

Anybody can be de-frocked. You, Barry, hold the distinction of being totally frocked.

[Ride Warrior]

*Bows* thank you.. thank you. If that position is ever avabile (spelling) can I have it?

Granted, By the powers vested in me as King I hereby dub thee Jail Bondagewoman of Randomness. Fryer Hilsbro, please add her to our list.

[Radiobarry]

Anybody can be de-frocked. You, Barry, hold the distinction of being totally frocked.

RW...you frock!! But do I get to have a title, since I thought I had one before?

[AlexLoup]

Granted, By the powers vested in me as King I hereby dub thee Jail Bondageman of Randomness. Fryer Hilsbro, please add him to our list.

thank you milord and it's her.