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    The RCMC Random Inquisition

    In light of recent events, brought to the attention of the founding members of the Random Court, the following case history is presented here in open tribunal for all to see, witness and participate in.


    Quote Originally Posted by splashmountainfreak
    Yay, MC is back to normal! And we only had to sacrifice - wait, no one was sacrificed
    Quote Originally Posted by penguinsoda
    Oh heck... lets sacrifice someone anyway!! Just for the FUN of it!
    Quote Originally Posted by Ride Warrior
    Let's sacrifice LSD...I mean LBJ...I mean LDF.
    Quote Originally Posted by penguinsoda
    Yeah!! Thats a good idea!! He's never around with us anymore anyway!! He'll never miss himself!!
    Quote Originally Posted by splashmountainfreak
    Thats what I suggested in the first place!
    Quote Originally Posted by Ride Warrior
    I do miss his snoring though. That dude sure has slept in every thread on the board, I'll bet.
    Quote Originally Posted by splashmountainfreak
    Alright then, it's LSD to the MC sacrificing chamber!
    Quote Originally Posted by penguinsoda
    ...wait.... are you saying that he's been.... sleeping around in the threads!!!
    Quote Originally Posted by splashmountainfreak
    We should hose these threads down to clean them up then
    Quote Originally Posted by penguinsoda
    Yeah.... and spray some air freshener around too!
    Quote Originally Posted by splashmountainfreak
    There isn't enough air freshener! What will we do!?
    Quote Originally Posted by penguinsoda
    Well I'm thinking that he'll show up in...3...2....
    Quote Originally Posted by splashmountainfreak
    Miss Penguin. What are the charges?
    Quote Originally Posted by penguinsoda
    Charge # 1:
    Being AWOL for so long... we forgot the acronym we used for you.
    Quote Originally Posted by splashmountainfreak
    Ahem, Mr. DFL, how do you plead?
    Quote Originally Posted by penguinsoda
    He can't plead... HE'S STILL AWOL!!!!!
    Quote Originally Posted by splashmountainfreak
    Ok. Mr. AWOL SFL, how do you plead?
    Quote Originally Posted by penguinsoda
    (sound of crickets chirping....)
    Quote Originally Posted by Ride Warrior
    Not only is BMW AWOL, he's been wantonly sleeping around with his harem of threads.

    It has therefore been deemed by the official Random Court of MiceChat, that charges shall be brought forth with must haste (and a little bit of mustard and relish) against one said...whats his name... and we the reining court shall proceed forthwith with this official Inquisition against you. The following summons has been sent to you officially via carrier snail.


    Dear Messrs LSD, (Formally known as the Duke of Randomness... we think...)
    You have been found guilty by the Random Inquisition of being AWOL for so long, that we have forgotten the acronym that we used for you. You will face punishment in The RCMC Random Inquisition Thread, in the currently ironically named Fun and Games lounge.
    Sincerely,
    The Random Inquisition


    Quote Originally Posted by Ride Warrior
    Penguin and my friend LDF used to post with us all the time. But that bad boy has been AWOL , ignoring us for so long that we are sentencing him to becoming a sacrifice to the random gods. That's pretty much it. He will look pretty damn good when we baste him over an open fire while he wears a baby blue speedo.

    I, the Jester of Randomness, herby turn over this inquisition to the founding and new members of the Random Court!

    Let whatever Mouse you believe in... have mercy on your soul!




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    all you need to know about the mommy stick is.. out of all the bad things that could happen to you... it's right between wetting yourself and death.

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    Re: The RCMC Random Inquisition

    Ahem. Thank you Jester Penguin. I am the Keeper of Random, Splash, and will reside as Crown Prosecuter, Judge, and Jury in this case. However, since we are all extremely sleep deprived, there will a short rec- a short... uh... *zzzzzzzzzz*

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    Re: The RCMC Random Inquisition

    ....baby blue speedo....




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    Quote Originally Posted by AGhostFromThePast
    all you need to know about the mommy stick is.. out of all the bad things that could happen to you... it's right between wetting yourself and death.

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    Re: The RCMC Random Inquisition

    As Head Of Church....and Owner of Greasy Mclemingtons' House of Cajun fried Underwear and worship...I announce the Final list of all Official MCRC members and their titles



    Newest members:
    Alexloup


    and

    Radiobarry



    or stop By Greasy Mclemingtons


    as for Positions in the RCMC....Only the king and I may announce new Positions....The king for normal stuff...me for Religious and Fry cook positions
    Last edited by Hilsbro; 07-23-2006 at 09:39 AM.

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    Re: The RCMC Random Inquisition

    As King of this regal Kingdom of randomness, I shall guide this court in it's procedural order to insure that LSD is givin a fully biased trial, preordained judgement and severe torturous punishment. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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    Re: The RCMC Random Inquisition

    And Remember All MCRC Members Gert a 2 for one Coupon.....Buy one pair of Deepfried Underwaer and get your soul saved for free...Sorry LCD no Coupon for you

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    Re: The RCMC Random Inquisition

    i see you don't have a bondman... you know a peace keeper of sorts that likes to manhandle the accused.

    Trust me to think about bondage.

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    Re: The RCMC Random Inquisition

    Quote Originally Posted by Hilsbro_Mclemington_III
    And Remember All MCRC Members Gert a 2 for one Coupon.....Buy one pair of Deepfried Underwaer and get your soul saved for free...Sorry LCD no Coupon for you
    This commercial was brought to you by Fruit of the Loom - makers of edible briefs for men and women. Nibble away and enjoy the crab feed!
    Last edited by Ride Warrior; 07-23-2006 at 01:59 AM.
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    Re: The RCMC Random Inquisition

    Quote Originally Posted by AlexLoup
    i see you don't have a bondman... you know a peace keeper of sorts that likes to manhandle the accused.

    Trust me to think about bondage.
    Yes! Jail bondage is very important. You da man.
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    Re: The RCMC Random Inquisition

    I thought I had a title of some sort at one time ter another. Have I been de-frocked? de-tained? be-headed?

    --Barry
    God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference.

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    Re: The RCMC Random Inquisition

    Quote Originally Posted by Ride Warrior
    Yes! Jail bondage is very important. You da man.
    *Bows* thank you.. thank you. If that position is ever avabile (spelling) can I have it?

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    Re: The RCMC Random Inquisition

    Quote Originally Posted by Radiobarry
    I thought I had a title of some sort at one time ter another. Have I been de-frocked? de-tained? be-headed?

    --Barry
    Anybody can be de-frocked. You, Barry, hold the distinction of being totally frocked.
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    Re: The RCMC Random Inquisition

    Quote Originally Posted by AlexLoup
    *Bows* thank you.. thank you. If that position is ever avabile (spelling) can I have it?
    Granted, By the powers vested in me as King I hereby dub thee Jail Bondagewoman of Randomness. Fryer Hilsbro, please add her to our list.
    Last edited by Ride Warrior; 07-23-2006 at 02:16 AM.
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    Re: The RCMC Random Inquisition

    Quote Originally Posted by Ride Warrior
    Anybody can be de-frocked. You, Barry, hold the distinction of being totally frocked.
    RW...you frock!! But do I get to have a title, since I thought I had one before?
    God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference.

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    Re: The RCMC Random Inquisition

    Quote Originally Posted by Ride Warrior
    Granted, By the powers vested in me as King I hereby dub thee Jail Bondageman of Randomness. Fryer Hilsbro, please add him to our list.
    thank you milord and it's her.

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