Well I'm not trally an author by trade, but when I come across such interesting characters...wait, wouldn't you really rather hear about how Boomer Esiason and two linemen almost asked me for a date in the Cincinnati Bengals locker room?
--Barry
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Well I'm not trally an author by trade, but when I come across such interesting characters...wait, wouldn't you really rather hear about how Boomer Esiason and two linemen almost asked me for a date in the Cincinnati Bengals locker room?
--Barry
*Auidence cheers at Barry's suggestion regarding the date*
Ohhh yes!! This sounds like a very HOT story!!! Tell us Barry!!! Tell us all!
But in here off topic is on topic ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by danceguest
Back to the story, please do tell more.
Let's just say it involved playing a role, to prove a point that female reporters had just as much right to do their jobs as I did.
On second thought, I just remembered the age of the person who started this thread, and where we are...and maybe I should go no further.
Let's just say I was a very ugly woman, and won a 100 dollar bet for doing it.
--Barry
:lmao: Well Barry we will use our imagination and that is a fantastic story!!! Someday in Gold we will have to start our own thread so you can relate "The Rest of the Story!"
**camera zooms out**
*Audience laughs and applauds*
And don't forget to buy my book...soon to be made into a major motion picture...Orlando Bloom as Ride Warrior, and the girl who played Natalie on the Facts Of Life as Penguin....:)
So things went Boom Boom Boom in the Boomer E. room. You're a stud, Barry. But we really should get on with the inquisition, I mean interviee. we are off topic from our original off topic, topic.Quote:
Originally Posted by Radiobarry
Next question...
Tell me, what inspired you to make pengy and I the topic of a novel, and how has your life changed now that you have been corrupted by the penguin/warrioor side?
Ohhh perfect casting! But... she's gonna have to dye her hair red!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Radiobarry
You see I don't really think that there is such a thing as a Peguin/Warrior side, as such. I have examined the issue and the phenomenon from all angles...and IN MY BOOK I know you'll find some interesting answers.
You see, for years as a talk show host myself I wanted to reach out and throttle the people who answered every question with..."In my book..."
Now we both knew they were on the show to plug their book, but I asked them for at least a couple of nuggets to give the interview some credibility...
So RideWarrior, in my book I tell the story of how RW and Penguin warped my brain with the use of random threads.
--Barry
Facinating!
Does this ever make you look up into the sky and say, "Beam me up Scottie. There's no intelligent life here in the the RW and Penguin warped space/time continuem?Quote:
Originally Posted by Radiobarry
*Audience Ooo's and Ah's*