I only know hello, what's your name, my name is, good eveing, good night, and "Im a foreighner and I dont know German", Its something like, Ice bien outslander ich sprechen ichen deitch.....but i spelt it all completly wrong...I was only in Germany for 2 days and the teachers thought us that in a song!
Those aren't pipes. Those are snakes, that have just gotten off a plane. Turn on the light right next to you, and back away slowly.
Aaarggghhh....Did they come in in a shipment of tiles....thats what happened in Ireland yesterday to a load of builders......but he was a leathel snake from Greece....but I like Greek people so I forgive them ...Mmm what heats the castle then?