Alas and alack, one of the great purveyors of phony baloney news, the Weekly World News will cease to exist as a publication as of August, due to declining circulation and also having been one-upped by the likes of The Daily Show, The Colbert Report and all of the offerings on
Fox NewsFixed Noise Channel.
So in honor of this, I have begun a thread to help create fake news headlines. Your assignment is to take nonsense and make a headline about it, and to get started...
BAT BOY ADOPTED BY SPACE ALIENS FROM USAMA BIN LADEN'S FAMILY
Okay, there's the inspiration. Pick up the computer keyboard and run with it!