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    The "Disney Jokes" Thread

    I searched and found nothing like this. How about post your favorite Disney jokes that you heard. Please, keep it clean, people and Disney appropriated, about G - Rated!!

    I'll go first:

    1) Why can't Cinderella play soccer??

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    She's always runs away from the ball!!


    2) Why did Snow White stand in front of the Photo Supply Company on Main Street??

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    Because someday her prints will come!


    3) Why can't planes land where Peter Pan Lives

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    Because it is Never Never Land!!
    Last edited by Dan - Tasmic!; 08-30-2007 at 07:10 PM. Reason: Added the spoiler tags

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    Re: The "Disney Jokes" Thread

    Meanwhile, what kind of car does Mickey Mouse's girlfriend drive?

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    A Minnie Van!


    That one came from a Playhouse Disney promo.

    And how does one catch Chip and Dale?

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    Climb like a tree and act like a nut!


    Got that from one of littlecricket's videos.
    Last edited by mouseinphilly; 08-30-2007 at 10:15 AM.

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    Re: The "Disney Jokes" Thread

    Q: Why is Cinderella such a lousy football player?

    A: Because she has a pumpkin for a coach.

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    Q: Why is Snow White such a wonderful Judge?

    A: Because she's the 'fairest of them all'.

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    Re: The "Disney Jokes" Thread

    May we suggest putting the answers in a spoiler box, please. Thanks.

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    Re: The "Disney Jokes" Thread

    It's not necessary, only if you want to hide you answers and not reveal it yet.

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    Re: The "Disney Jokes" Thread

    What do you call a pirate who skips school?

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    Captain Hook-y
    *Pirate laugh* Yar har har!

    I know more (we had a week when I worked at WDW where all we did was try to come up with Disney jokes)... my brain just went blank :P


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    Re: The "Disney Jokes" Thread

    There have been a couple rather tasteless jokes on the board here in this thread, and needless to say they are/have been removed. Remember this rule of thumb...

    Quote Originally Posted by Dan - Tasmic! View Post
    "Please, keep it clean, people."
    If this keeps up, Danny will likely ask someone to take this to the Litter Box.

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    Re: The "Disney Jokes" Thread

    Then I won't tell the one about Mickey and Minnie's divorce.
    The Right Honorable Count Boogie Bonz of Random, at your service.

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    Re: The "Disney Jokes" Thread

    Good point.

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    Re: The "Disney Jokes" Thread

    So, the seven dwarfs were working in the mine one day and Doc turns to Grumpy and asks, "Could you hand me a pick-axe?" and Grumpy turns to him and says, "What do I look like -- a typewriter?"
    -Tim

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    Re: The "Disney Jokes" Thread

    Goofy walks into a bar and says, "ouch!"
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    Re: The "Disney Jokes" Thread

    How many Disney characters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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    One. Who'd you think this was -- The Weinstein Company?!
    -Tim

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    Re: The "Disney Jokes" Thread

    Snow White, Cinderella, and Lilo were sitting at a table and Snow White says, "I think my prince is the greatest because he's so charming!"

    Cinderella said, "Well, I think my prince is the greatest because he's so handsome!"

    Then Lilo stands up and says, "Shut up and order the pizza, you crazy celebutantes! I'm hungry!"
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    Re: The "Disney Jokes" Thread

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    Q. Guest "How many of you Imagineers does it take to change a light bulb?"

    A. Imagineer "Does it have to be a light bulb?"
    "As usual he's taken over the coolest spot in the house"- Father re: Orville 1963

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    Re: The "Disney Jokes" Thread

    Did you hear about the mice chatter who died online? He was left hanging by a thread!
    "As usual he's taken over the coolest spot in the house"- Father re: Orville 1963

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