Results 1 to 8 of 8
  1. #1

    •   
    • Chicago Gal
    • Online

    Join Date
    Apr 2005
    Posts
    54,753
    Blog Entries
    120

    So Why Did The Turkey Cross The Road?

    A new twist on an age old question? I know everyone has their own theory about why the Chicken crossed the road, but do you have a theory about:

    Why the turkey crossed the road?

    I think he was headed to Disneyland to take a ride on Space Mountain.

    What do you think?

  2. #2

    • ...
    • Offline

    Join Date
    Jan 2005
    Posts
    1,750

    Re: So Why Did The Turkey Cross The Road?

    Because Mice Chat was on the other side and he needed a fix.

  3. #3

    • Minion
    • Offline

    Join Date
    Mar 2007
    Location
    Calgary, Alberta
    Posts
    4,324

    Re: So Why Did The Turkey Cross The Road?

    To get to the Cove bar!

  4. #4

    •   
    • Chicago Gal
    • Online

    Join Date
    Apr 2005
    Posts
    54,753
    Blog Entries
    120

    Re: So Why Did The Turkey Cross The Road?

    Perhaps he had a date with a cute HEN.

  5. #5

    •   
    • Skeevy Ray Vaughan
    • Online

    Join Date
    Aug 2006
    Location
    Fullerton
    Posts
    37,982

    Re: So Why Did The Turkey Cross The Road?

    He went to the seedier side of the street to get him sum stuffin'.

  6. #6

    •   
    • Chicago Gal
    • Online

    Join Date
    Apr 2005
    Posts
    54,753
    Blog Entries
    120

    Re: So Why Did The Turkey Cross The Road?

    The Turkey crossed the road to get away from the Soup Kitchen.

  7. #7

    • Who Gave Rob an Avatar?
    • Offline

    Join Date
    Oct 2007
    Location
    Portland, OR
    Posts
    14,688

    Re: So Why Did The Turkey Cross The Road?

    The turkey crossed the road to get away from DCA.
    Quote Originally Posted by SummerInFL View Post
    Jesus, even I wouldn't eat that.

    Quote Originally Posted by Wanda Woman View Post
    Turtle, the dorks are going to take upskirt robot pics.

  8. #8

    •   
    • Chicago Gal
    • Online

    Join Date
    Apr 2005
    Posts
    54,753
    Blog Entries
    120

    Re: So Why Did The Turkey Cross The Road?

    The turkey crossed the road to buy his favorite coffee at Starbucks.

Similar Threads

  1. [Chat] Cross advertising?
    By SingingAngel7242 in forum Disneyland Resort
    Replies: 0
    Last Post: 11-26-2008, 06:15 PM
  2. Driving Past Universal on Turkey Lake Road
    By KingEric in forum Other Destinations
    Replies: 4
    Last Post: 01-15-2008, 02:10 PM
  3. Why did the chicken cross the road???
    By StitchTT6 in forum MiceChat Main Lounge
    Replies: 0
    Last Post: 09-21-2006, 07:43 PM
  4. Cross your fingers...
    By Justlittleoldme in forum Gibson Girls
    Replies: 27
    Last Post: 03-14-2006, 06:50 PM
  5. What do you get when you cross...
    By Morrigoon in forum MiceChat Main Lounge
    Replies: 5
    Last Post: 03-19-2005, 12:44 AM

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •