*hangs head in shame*
I sort of forgot that Bugs decided to float a bottle of shampoo in the tub the other night. When he did that,water got inside the bottle and watered down the dandruff shampoo. When I went to go wash his hair with it tonight, shampoo the consistency of runny paint ran all over his hair,down his back and into his face and eyes. *dies quietly without honor*
I did what I could to get it out and comfort him but he still cried until he gave himself hiccups. Great. I tried to get him to drink a bottle of milk (which I was sure would help),but he refused to drink it. So I just sat on the couch holding him and rubbing his back until he calmed down enough to drink his milk and get sleepy. I put him down and he looked at me with these bloodshot eyes like those of a hardcore alkie and I felt SOOOO bad.
So where do I go to pick up my Worst Parent of the Day award?