Sweet, intense and attentive eyes. Strong, beautiful and gentle hands. Gregarious, romantic, and confident temperment.
Good thing I found him.
Marge: Barnacle Bill's Home Pregnancy Test? Homer, shouldn't we have gone with a better-known brand?
Homer: But Marge, this one came with a corn-cob pipe!
Marge: [reading from the test box] "Ahoy, Maties! If the water turns blue, a baby for you! If purple ye see, no baby thar be!"
Homer: So, which is it? Blue or purple?
Marge: "If ye test should fail, to a doctor set sail!"
Tall is good.
Smart is a must.
Not religious (or at least okay with me not being religious)
Adventurous (willing to try non-American food, etc.)
Not politically conservative.
Good sense of humor a must.
Nice, thick, hairy chest a big plus!
As far as looks, I think Johnny Depp is hot.
So is Penn Jillette:
And the last guy I dated is here:
If you can find some sort of correlation between those three, please tell me, because I can't!!!!!
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Eyes- Deep and soulful.
Curves, but no speedbumps.
Long Hair, Blonde, red
Fairskin complexion (Maybe even a few freckles)
They have to understand me, my sense of twisted humor.
They MUST BE Smart.
PLayful at times, cute and flirtatious, make me smile.
Serious when nessasary.
LOVE of Children
And they MUST love to lay by the window with me and listen to the rain.
Of course if they are a nymphomaniac, I am open to any exceptions....lol.
(and Lucky me..... I married her!...the Nympho part included!)
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I originally was going to put this in the Lost Boys forum, but I figured I should ask the girls first, then men can find their way here. BUT, what are some of your tastes in guys? Do you like them younger? older? extremely muscular? not muscular? with a mustache? roughed-up looked? metro look? with hair on the face, chest, and other regions? no hair and cleanly shaven, again in any region? tall? short? big? small? cute face? manly face? What are some of the exterior features you check out first? Face? Butt? Legs? Hair? Other regions I may have not listed? What are some of your tastes out there you boys and girls? What is your ideal guy as far as looks and body appeal?
I really have a weakness with guys with long hair! Not big time hairy chest guy. Their age doesnt matter, or weight, just as long as I find them attractive, and they have a great sense of humor. They can be really really hot, like Orlando Bloom, or Brad Pitt, but if they cant make me laugh, then I have to say "goodbye" to them.
I love guys that are athletic, muscular, and NOT hairy. Color of the hair, eyes- don't matter. I want to laugh, so a sense of humor is a must. And they haveto be able toput up with me (I can be very mean)
"I like 'em big and...stupid I like 'em big and...real dumb"
When I need something
to help me unwind
I find a six foot baby
with a one track mind.
Smart guys are nowhere
They make demands.
Give me a moron
With talented hands.
I go barhopping
And they say "Last Call!"
I start shopping for a
The bigger they come
They harder I fall
In love till we're done
Then they're out in the hall!
I like em big and
I like em big and
What kind of guys does a lot for me?
Superman with a labotomy.
My father's out of Harvard
My brother's out of Yale
But the guy I was with last night
Just got out of Jail.
The way he grabbed and threw me
Oooh- it really got me hot!
But the way he growled and bit me,
I hope he had his shots!
Whew! That was totally from memory!
“In a world filled with hate, we must still dare to hope. In a world filled with anger, we must still dare to comfort. In a world filled with despair, we must still dare to dream. And in a world filled with distrust, we must still dare to believe.” -Michael Jackson