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    Women drivers

    A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday
    morning; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but
    amazingly neither of them are hurt. God works in Mysterious ways.

    After they crawl out of their cars, the man is yelling....about women drivers
    the woman says, "So you're a man.
    That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing
    left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live
    together in peace for the rest of our days".

    Flattered, the man replies, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely, this
    must be a sign from God!" But your still at fault...women shouldn't be allowed to drive.

    The woman continues, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car
    is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely

    God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune." Then
    she hands the bottle to the man.

    The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle
    and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle and
    immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.

    The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"
    The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police...."

    MORAL OF THE STORY:

    Women are clever.

    Don't mess with us

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    Re: Women drivers

    LOL Love it!

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    Re: Women drivers

    Very funny!

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    Re: Women drivers

    Bwahahahaha!!!

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    Re: Women drivers

    I'm so offended by this obviously sexist joke!
    "Tonight I wash my hands of you
    You set the bar I could not live up to
    Tonight the light is breaking through
    So thank you very little and send me postcards from hell"
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    Re: Women drivers

    (Disney4Me giggling, taking notes)

    When I read the title I read Woman devices????? and I thought what?
    Cute joke. I didn't find it sexist though, interchange male for female or whatever suits your fancy.

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    Re: Women drivers



    Good one!

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    Re: Women drivers

    hehehe...love it!
    Marge: Barnacle Bill's Home Pregnancy Test? Homer, shouldn't we have gone with a better-known brand?
    Homer: But Marge, this one came with a corn-cob pipe!
    Marge: [reading from the test box] "Ahoy, Maties! If the water turns blue, a baby for you! If purple ye see, no baby thar be!"
    Homer: So, which is it? Blue or purple?
    Marge: Pink.
    Homer: D'oh!
    Marge: "If ye test should fail, to a doctor set sail!"

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    Re: Women drivers

    funny!!
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    Re: Women drivers

    LOL! It's why I always carry an unopened bottle of wine in the trunk of the my car!
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