Do what the nurses at my hospital do and answer the phone (or in their case, MAKE THE CALL) with your mouth full. Then proceed to chew as loud as possible right into the phone. It's great.
I watched the latest episode of Bates Motel, then went back to Once Upon A Time. The episode of Once had Red Riding Hood telling Grammy she looks like Norman Bates when he dresses up like his mom. CONSPIRACY!