Hooray on the house selling!! 14 days! That's crazy. We usually gave the home owners 30 days to get everything together and close.
It might be cheaper to store your stuff and stay with friends out of a couple of suitcases while you look. Unless you can get a really great deal on a hotel with a kitchette.
At least you have fun and personable doctors, Brandon. I had one doctor that treated us as patients and not people. I hated it and dropped him fast. I wasn't being paid to be treated like some textbook clinical study.
Yay Ducks! Yay Sharks! Win more, damn it.