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    Thumbs up Girls Night Out!

    Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly
    over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they
    suddenly realized they both needed to pee. They were very near a graveyard
    and one of them suggested they do their business behind a headstone or
    something. The first woman had nothing to wipe with so she took off her
    panties, used them and threw them away. Her friend however was wearing an
    expensive underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers, but was lucky enough
    to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on a grave and proceeded to
    wipe herself with it. After finishing, they made their way home.

    The next day the first woman's husband phones the other husband and
    said, "These dam girls nights out have got to stop. My wife came home last
    night without her panties." "That's nothing," said the other. "Mine came
    back with a sympathy card stuck between the cheeks of her bottom that
    said, 'From all of us at the Fire Station, We'll never forget you!'
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    Re: Girls Night Out!

    Haaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa OMgoodness that was hilarious!!!


    And here I thought it was a thread for all us gals to get drunk and talk dirty hee hee hee hee hee hee

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    Re: Girls Night Out!

    Totally! I thought we were all gonna go out to play. After reading this joke now I'm not so sure I want to!
    A signature should go here.

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    Re: Girls Night Out!

    aka Sara




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