Marge: Barnacle Bill's Home Pregnancy Test? Homer, shouldn't we have gone with a better-known brand?
Homer: But Marge, this one came with a corn-cob pipe!
Marge: [reading from the test box] "Ahoy, Maties! If the water turns blue, a baby for you! If purple ye see, no baby thar be!"
Homer: So, which is it? Blue or purple?
Marge: "If ye test should fail, to a doctor set sail!"
I so want a Scooba! I hate cleaning the floors. I have had really bad luck with mops and the Swiffer Wet Jet. I think I neeeeed to buy it. Must research how much it is. I still have some birthday money left to spend.
Holy heck! The thing is $399.99! That is way out of my price range. I don't feel so badly about going out and buying a new mop now.
Anything listed on the park maps as an attraction is fair game for inclusion in the Rally.
I cannot confirm nor deny the inclusion of any attraction in the Rally.
I want a Scooba and a Roomba. Fishbulb will crap his pants if he reads this. Every time we walk in to any store that sells them, I always say "Look, there's the Roomba that I wanted for Christmas that you didn't get me." It is an old lady guilt tactic that for some reason doesn't seem to be working on him.