Ok, I am laughing so hard right now I got a side ache. Thats a hoot, and made me about fall off my chair. some one has to much time on there hands to make heart earings and such, does any one else think that those earrings seem a bit morbid
Blarg! E would pass out if he saw the heart earings
Marge: Barnacle Bill's Home Pregnancy Test? Homer, shouldn't we have gone with a better-known brand?
Homer: But Marge, this one came with a corn-cob pipe!
Marge: [reading from the test box] "Ahoy, Maties! If the water turns blue, a baby for you! If purple ye see, no baby thar be!"
Homer: So, which is it? Blue or purple?
Marge: "If ye test should fail, to a doctor set sail!"