Hormone Hostage

[Princess Buttercup]

My mom sent me this today. I don't know where she found it , but I love it!




Here it is:




The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own hands. This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband , boyfriend, or significant other.


Dangerous : What's for dinner?
Safer : Can I help you with dinner?
Safest : Where would you like to go for dinner?
Ultra safe : Here, have some chocolate.

Dangerous : Are you wearing that?
Safer : Wow you look good in brown!
Safest : Wow look at you!
Ultra Safe : Here, have some chocolate.

Dangerous : What are you so upset about?
Safer : Could we be overreacting?
Safest : Here's my paycheck.
Ultra safe : Here, have some chocolate.

Dangerous : Should you be eating that?
Safer : You know there are a lot of apples left.
Safest : Can I get you a glass of wine with that?
Ultra safe : Here, have some chocolate.

Dangerous : What did you DO all day?
Safer : I hope you didn't overdo it today.
Safest : I've always loved you in that robe.
Ultra Safe : Here, have some more chocolate.



Things PMS stands for:


pass my shotgun
psychotic mood shift
perpetual munching spree
puffy mid section
people make me sick
provide me with sweets
pardon my sobbing
pass my sweatpants
plainly men suck
pack my stuff
and
potential murder suspect

[frecky]

hahaha that is great and here i go to fwd it to my friends

[cpdisneyprincess]

HAHA that is GREAT!!! I think I'm finding that extreamly funny right now because I am currently hostage to evil cramps and headaches. Argh. Thanks for making me laugh!

[Stitchy]

heehee...I'm sending that to hubby!!!

[Hakuna Makarla]

Oh man, Buttercup I loved this, and I know when I was married he never learned to " be safe" I am sending this to my sister!!

[quiltmaker]

Too funny!

[Princess Buttercup]

LOL I sent it to my hubby and he thought it was funny too! My favorite two lines: "Here's my paycheck!" and "You 've always looked great in that robe!"

[penguinsoda]

This is great!! I need to print this one out!

[Villains Fan]

Thanks for the laugh, PB!

[SCUBAbe]

I must confess I had an episode about 2 weeks ago and I wish i could blame pms...LOL

bf has steak out on counter

me...why is that out when I'm cooking dinner

bf...you didn't say you were cooking dinner..

me ...well, I am...I put steak in fridge

bf...TY for putting the steak up.

me...are you being sarcastic??

bf...gets totallt confused look on his face

me...what? I'm sorry...was I being bitcy....LOL

[acsrbc]

That's pretty good!