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    Re: What's wrong with being single?

    The one thing I hate about being single is everyone expects you not to be. Where's your girlfriend, etc. My 7 year old nephew just asked me today if I was ever married.

    Hmmmm....

    Kids don't understand the whole "ugly" thing I guess. Silly child!!

    Welcome to the party Eliza!

    9:00 pm -- still single...

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    Re: What's wrong with being single?

    Ugly? Who/what is this ugly you speak of Bornieo???
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    Re: What's wrong with being single?

    Ugly is subjective. Looks don't matter, it's all about attitude.
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    Re: What's wrong with being single?

    Quote Originally Posted by Eliza Hodgkins 1812
    I've been here in fits and spurts since the beginning. It's such a large crowd, and I'm such a precious wallflower!

    I do want the dog. I may even want the husband *and* the kids (gasp! I know!).

    But being single is also swell. And I'm totally sincere about my philandering retirement home dream. Totally sincere.
    You can always borrow my kids Eliza. I am sure that Brian would love to spend some time with you.
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    Re: What's wrong with being single?

    Quote Originally Posted by sunnygirl
    I don't know what to say in response to this.
    Whem you know you are wrong, it is sometimes hard to find the wordds. I cried myself to sleep that night. I am sure one day my heart will heel... but for now, well, I will just have to live with knowing that my special friends did not even consider me on this special occasion. Don't worry, I will be olay. If ypu want me, I will be hiding in my dark room.
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    Re: What's wrong with being single?

    You silly goose.
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    Re: What's wrong with being single?

    Quote Originally Posted by sunnygirl
    You silly goose.
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    Re: What's wrong with being single?

    Quote Originally Posted by Eliza Hodgkins 1812
    I love being single! It’s the bestest most fun ever time in any girl’s life!

    Pshaw, romance, robbing me of my time! Romance can wait for retirement home booty calls with all the other never marrieds. It'll be a veritable pornicopia of saggy flesh lovin’. I’ll have some catching up to do in my final days!

    When my time comes, I look forward to crawling away from my home to find a nice, quiet, dark place to die alone in. Maybe I’ll wander into the woods and let the wolves have at me. I’ll think back on my lonely life and know I did the right thing. Some people occupy their lives with love, truth, beauty, music, love, family, romance, true love, children. Ah, children. And we mustn’t forget the grand children! But those people are STUPID. That makes life so much harder. Read a book! Books have love, truth, beauty, music, love, family, romance, true love, children, too. Some books even have pirate adventures! Same life story, no life hassle! If I had a book for every time I heard a parent say, “I just don’t have any time to read anymore. The kids, you see,” I’d have SO many totally friggin’ awesome books. And without the brats and the grocery shopping, I’d have all the time in the world in which to read them.

    Loneliness, heart breaking and endless, lapping at my desolate and barren shores. Loneliness, wrestling with my dreams at night, turning them into nightmares.

    The cold other side of the bed, a little empty death nest of “no man in your life, missy!”

    Nope, doesn’t faze me at all. Give me my loneliness, for along with it comes my peace of mind.

    I love the single life. The nights where I drink wine by myself, drunk e-mail old boyfriends, and burst into tears in the shower as I get ready for bed. The days where I hold the air as if I were holding an imaginary boyfriend’s hand. Singlehood. Liberation! Freedom! My future……………………..what future?

    Ah, Death. There you are. I nearly missed you, you elusive minx.

    So, onward to the future.

    Onward to pornicopia old man love.

    Onward to Death, my favorite pen pal!

    To being single! To reading! To cats….a house full of cats! To all the sweatshirts my friends will give me at Christmas that have cats on them. Cats painted with sparkly paint. You’ve seen these sweatshirts I bet; they usually come attached to aging dyke aunts – my soul sisters.

    Rock on Singletons. We have it MADE compared to those in relationships. Those in love. Those with families.

    Those chumps!
    What a great writer you are! And I agree with you 100%. Everyone else is chumps! I raise my bottle of wine to you, fellow singles-forever-type-person. (God I’m drunk. And I'm supposed to be a "pro writer", whatever the hell that means.....)

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